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Dumb Old Man Wanks To John McCain’s Daughter

America’s conscience, the Washington Post columnist Richard Cohen, has discovered a bright new light on his teevee screen! Let’s see, is there some vapid, invented political-media personality from 2008 that might impress this confused oldster as he navigates the complexities of a post-9/11 cable remote? Does she have literally nothing to do with politics and zero standing in the party she claims to be tangentially connected to? This is a … a … YOUTH TREND! Read more on Dumb Old Man Wanks To John McCain’s Daughter…
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John McCain Won’t Be Asking Elena Kagan To Prom

America’s third-favorite McCain is an Op-Ed columnist at America’s first-favorite McPaper!  And man oh boy, is he hoppin’ mad at that wily Mexican-Hebrew Elena Kagan. But why? Because of War, of course! Read more on John McCain Won’t Be Asking Elena Kagan To Prom…