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Obama Smears Rutherford B. Hayes, America’s Greatest President

Why does President Obama hate President Rutherford B. Hayes so, so much? Our Kenyan Overlord slammed the beloved Ohio beardocrat today for supposedly dismissing the hot new invention of his time, the telephone. That idiot hated the telephone like the dickens, Obama said, maybe. But what if Obama is wrong? What if Rutherford B. Hayes loved telephones? What if this blows your mind? Read more on Obama Smears Rutherford B. Hayes, America’s Greatest President…