pt a nation challenged

What will the Terror Threat Level Alert-bot tell us today, about the challenges we all face? Ever since the Nobama Administration’s WONK-bot TSA-1138 began these video updates yesterday, we’ve all become much safer and much more terrorized, simultaneously. For example, did you know that ALL THE BIRDS are falling out of the sky, as bombs, […]

Wait a minute, 2010 is over already? And here we are still writing “Fuck the Pope” on our checks! Well, whatever, everything must end — even horrible things like “the year 2010.” And who are the handsome Teutonic Princes in this particular photograph? Just some Midwest Nazis kickin’ it old-skool. The one circled is GOP […]

What’s up, Gibbs? Screwing around on Twitter again, instead of fixing America’s economy? And now look what happened, while America was looking inward instead of watching its Twitter Borders for scary Slavic/Muslim “eco terrorists” on the Internet: Twitter is somehow hacked! All you have to do is be a powerful figure in a socialist-thug administration, […]

The guy in the Pedobear furry suit — excuse us, PEE-doh-bear — has been upgraded from “dorky guy with Internet meme costume at ComicCon” to “registered sex offender.”