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L@@K! Palin-Signed Racial Caricature Can Be Yours For Only $5K

Obviously, the most erotic thing anyone could possibly imagine would be actually touching the flesh of Sarah Palin, America’s sex goddess. But only Todd gets to do this, because Jesus united them in marriage and now no man or woman may come between their nude, aroused flesh. The closest a non-Todd person could get to touching Sarah Palin would be to touch a thing that she touched. Obviously Sarah doesn’t just go around touching things all day (mostly she is carried aloft on a litter by four oiled, nubile manservants), and therefore the number of Sarah-touched items is limited, and valuable. That’s why this college hockey jersey that Palin not only touched but wrote on (just like her hand!) is well worth the $4,850 price it’s already reached on eBay, with five more days to go in the auction! Read more on L@@K! Palin-Signed Racial Caricature Can Be Yours For Only $5K…