Tag: pt 2012 will be like 2012

Doomsday Clock 5 Minutes ‘Til Midnight; Iranian Assassinated

How are things? Bad? Oh. Well, there's always "Angry Birds" or whatever. Oxycontin. And the fancy scientist people have moved the "symbolic" Doomsday Clock another minute closer to Midnight. This does not mean "another minute closer to Santa's visit,"...

Union-Busting Kochsucker Scott Walker New GOP Favorite For 2012

We won't know for sure until he double-sucks the withered old peckers of David and Charles Koch on live television while simultaneously pooping on the grave of a 9/11 firefighter and strangling a pre-schooler, but Wisconsin's Scott Walker is...