Tag: pt 2012 will be like 2012

How are things? Bad? Oh. Well, there's always "Angry Birds" or whatever. Oxycontin. And the fancy scientist people have moved the "symbolic" Doomsday Clock...

We won't know for sure until he double-sucks the withered old peckers of David and Charles Koch on live television while simultaneously pooping on...

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