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Posts Tagged “Psychos”

white hairy things

Attention Whore Knut Turning Into Polar Bear Psychopath

Hey guess what, people? Hillary Clinton is still trying to "woo" superdelegates by sending threatening letters to Nancy Pelosi; Barack Obama continues to shake his head sadly, with dignity; and John McCain wants Democrats to vote for him. In other words, boring news rules the Internet today, which is why we bring you this important update on the increasingly fragile emotional state of the bear who drove the National Zoo's Butterstick to experiment with hard drugs. More »

9:34 AM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By saraksmith
2,749 views, 45 comments

Latest by Miss Perception: @Doglessliberal: that is actually a more accurate description of Paultard sex than Republican sex. Republican sex involves a lot of carbohydrates and cooking grease. more »

demrats

Messianic Democrat to End World's Problems, Zioni$m

Randy Crow is not a hero. He’s just a simple North Carolinian running for president as a Democrat. Allow us to introduce this wonder whose website we stumbled across — or rather, allow Randy Crow to introduce himself: “I am the tenth generation or so grandson of Pocahontas through my mother and father.” More »

3:44 PM on Mon Nov 5 2007
By Newell
2,137 views, 39 comments

dept. of moral relativism

As Goes Katie Couric, So Goes Iraq

In one of the better “This Thing Is Like That Thing”™ routines we’ve encountered, the remaining 19 supporters of the Iraq catastrophe have a new strategy to show why everyone should quit complaining about the bloodbath: The occupation of Iraq is no different than Katie Couric’s low ratings on the CBS Evening News. More »

3:03 PM on Mon May 14 2007
By KLayne
1,155 views, 20 comments