Tag Archives: protests

  dead honky

St. Louis Sportsball Fans Chant ‘Africa! Africa!’ At Black Ferguson Protesters, Because They Are Nice

Do you sometimes look at the News coming out of our great nation and wonder who in Jesus’s name these people fucking are? Maybe it was the blonde lady screaming spittle-flecked curses at brown babies in Murrietta. Maybe it was Sean Hannity’s minions saying Trayvon Martin deserved to die. Or maybe you live in St. Louis, and you already know. Read more on St. Louis Sportsball Fans Chant ‘Africa! Africa!’ At Black Ferguson Protesters, Because They Are Nice…
  Attack Of The 50-Foot Straw Man

Fox’s Gretchen Carlson Tells Protesting Colorado Punks To Love It Or Leave It

Hey, Kids, you won one! Now get back to studying!
Fox News lady Gretchen Carlson has just about had it with these radical extremist Denver-area high school students and their unruly protests over proposed changes to the history curriculum. The walkouts have continued all week, and have spread to additional schools. And by golly, Gretchen is angry that these kids would dare to object to the school board’s simple wish that they learn patriotism and respect for authority. Read more on Fox’s Gretchen Carlson Tells Protesting Colorado Punks To Love It Or Leave It…
  sorry seems to be the hardest word

Ferguson Police Chief Real Sorry Or Something, So That’s All Over Now

Mistakes were made
Attention, America: All of the fuss over the shooting of Michael Brown and the Keystone Stormtroopers police response is now taken care of, because Ferguson Police Chief Thomas Jackson is real sorry that he and his police department were a bunch of useless (but murdery!) jerks, and has issued a video apology to Brown’s parents and Ferguson’s black community, at least the well-behaved segment of it. Let’s watch the video and see if there’s anything Jackson leaves out! Read more on Ferguson Police Chief Real Sorry Or Something, So That’s All Over Now…
  Are you sure they said today?

Hundreds of Patriots, Cleverly Disguised As Tourists, Rally For Impeachment At White House

At noon on Saturday, the Real Americans of the greater Washington, DC metropolitan area were set to celebrate National Impeach Obama Week by meeting at the White House to call for the immediate impeachment of Kenyan Usurper President Barry Soetoro. The Wonket Washington Bureau readied full team coverage and had the interns price out some down-market gas masks, expecting a constitutionally righteous mob of sign-wielding activists surging forward against a line of police officers summoned from surrounding jurisdictions. Read more on Hundreds of Patriots, Cleverly Disguised As Tourists, Rally For Impeachment At White House…
  bring the family

Clip And Save: Your Patriot Bingo Card!

  ATTENTION, LOVERS OF FREEDOM! We assume we’ll be seeing all of you Real Americans Saturday at noon. What’s that? You have plans to spend your Labor Day weekend eating warm potato salad by the lake, maybe burning some lawn clippings in defiance of local ordinances? To that we say NO. We do not give one good goddamn about your pre-marinated grillin’ steaks or your non-refundable cabin rental. Your presence is required elsewhere. Read more on Clip And Save: Your Patriot Bingo Card!…
  Beat the press

Who Won Battleground Ferguson: Po-Po Or Journos? The Answer Will Amaze You!

gassy
  Still Life With Al Jazeera and Teargas. Image from video by KSDK As the teargas wafts away from the streets of Ferguson, Missouri, and the some of the members of the media covering the Mike Brown protests start to drift away to cover more pressing stories like the VMAs, let’s take a look back to see who came out ahead in the Battle to Cover Ferguson: the po-po or the journos. Read more on Who Won Battleground Ferguson: Po-Po Or Journos? The Answer Will Amaze You!…
  live fire

Mike Brown’s Body Lay Mouldering On The Ground (With Six Bullets In It)

hey guys
Image from Tim Pool’s livestream via YouTube As last week drew to a close, hopes were high that Ferguson might have turned a corner. Captain Ron Johnson of the Missouri Highway Patrol was in charge, and the demonstration he attended Thursday night was both the largest and the most peaceful in the five days since Michael Brown’s shooting. Then, on Friday, the Ferguson Police Department, evidently without asking or even warning Captain Johnson, released still photos and video allegedly showing Michael Brown involved in a “strong-arm robbery” at a nearby business before he was shot. Read more on Mike Brown’s Body Lay Mouldering On The Ground (With Six Bullets In It)…
  We've Had Enough Crazy Train

Ferguson Protesters Celebrate Their Right To Choo Choo Choose You

I don't remember Thomas ever looking so manic
As Snipy noted earlier, the transfer of policing in Ferguson, Missouri, from the local Seal Team Six Wannabes to the Highway Patrol turned last night’s turnout into more of a block party, as people celebrated being able to go out in their own streets again without being tear gassed. And one of the stranger entries in the parade was this bizarre kiddie ride pressed into service as a vehicle for protest/celebration. It got a lot of attention, and while Snipy already shared this Vine image in her earlier post, we have to agree it’s pretty awesome and worth another look: Read more on Ferguson Protesters Celebrate Their Right To Choo Choo Choose You…
  Top Cops

A Snark-Free Welcome to Captain Ron Johnson, New King of Ferguson

Greetings, Captain Ron Johnson of the Missouri State Highway Patrol. Photo: Jamil Smith via Twitter It’s not true what they say. Liberals, even liberals from the big city, don’t hate everyone in law enforcement. Speaking on behalf of the liberal media cabal, we’re behind you, Ron Johnson, in the dicey assignment you’ve just been handed as the new top cop in Ferguson. You seem like a good choice. We don’t blame you for the almost comical overreaction of the police over the past several days of protests, since you were not in charge. You are as innocent as a newborn baby to us because like pretty much everyone in America we have no reason to have heard of you. Read more on A Snark-Free Welcome to Captain Ron Johnson, New King of Ferguson…
  Be More Afraid Please

Evil Stupid Dick Explains Why Michael Brown Deserved To Die

He's a GANGSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, everybody, just stop feeling bad about the police in Ferguson, Missouri, shooting unarmed 18-year-old Michael Brown dead while he had his hands up — Jim Hoft, the Stupidest Man On the Internet, wants you all to know that it’s no big loss, since Michael Brown was a 100% certified GANGSTER who HAD A GUN (maybe, in a Facebook photo of a completely different person — give him time, and Hoft will probably start hinting that Brown had a gun when he was shot, too). While the photo above has been in circulation since shortly after Brown was shot, Our Stupid Hero appears to be the first to jump from “photographed gesturing like a rap gangster” to “was a GANGSTER.” Hoft has since backed off that original headline, of which Chris Johnson at Little Green Footballs wisely archived a copy at Webcitation in case Hoft “tries to edit it without admitting it.” Which Hoft did, of course. Read more on Evil Stupid Dick Explains Why Michael Brown Deserved To Die…
  dangers in the night

Ferguson PD Embraces Equality by Arresting Reporters of All Races

bright lights
On Wednesday night, the police in Ferguson, Missouri, wanted everyone to clear out of the local McDonald’s, which had turned into a makeshift media center with reporters charging their phones and using the wifi to file stories about the protests only a few blocks away. When officers ordered all the patrons to leave, Washington Post reporter Wesley Lowery made two fateful missteps: he did not snap to and flee immediately and furthermore would not stop running his pesky camera. Read more on Ferguson PD Embraces Equality by Arresting Reporters of All Races…
  The Weird World Is Watching

Ghost Breitbart Non-Racistly Observes That The Blacks Just Love Looting & Rioting

This one's bad enough that we need to bring in the puppy gifs
So, hey, you might call it kind of racist if a writer were to start off a column by saying something like this, mightn’t you: Black America’s favorite past time is back on full display in Ferguson, MO, as looting and rioting breaks out after the fatal shooting death of an unarmed 18-year old by Ferguson law enforcement. Well, you would in fact be wrong, because that sentence was written by Sonnie Johnson, an actual black woman, at Dead Breitbart’s Center For Decrying Black Hatred Of Whites, so there is not the least bit of pandering to stereotypes at all there, just a clear-eyed assessment of The Blacks’ basic inability to be civilized. As Charles Johnson at Little Green Footballs points out, Sonnie Johnson’s readers take it as a license to run with anything short of That One Word, because once a black person condemns what those blacks do, then it’s open season — the top-rated comment on the piece is “The pack animals sure do love to loot, just like Obama loves to loot our tax dollars,” which is followed by supportive sentiments like “And people wonder why there are ghettos…” and “Those ‘Ghettos’ used to be good neighborhoods until guess who moved in.” And not a word of it is racist, because the article was written by a black lady, or aren’t you paying attention? Read more on Ghost Breitbart Non-Racistly Observes That The Blacks Just Love Looting & Rioting…
  those who thirst for justice

Detroit’s Spending $5.6 Million To Shut Off Residents’ Water. What Else Could They Spend That On?

Water Rites are another matter altogether
So you’re in Detroit, and you are poor. You probably forgot to pay your water bill for … oh, let’s say “forever” because of how you have no things like “money.” (Kind of like how the city doesn’t have any “money” for piddling little things like “street lights” and “police response.” Then you are probably interested in this story about demonstrators protesting in front of the company that’s been contracted to carry out the shutoffs — at a cost of $5.6 million. That amount of money seems rather large — yes, compared to the $89 million in total unpaid bills, it’s a…. oh, what’s that common term for “a tiny amount in comparison to some much larger amount,” anyway? But the unpaid bills are just revenue the City is missing out on — the shut-offs are an actual expense that the city is paying out. To leave people without water. In the summer. While the United Nations calls the shutoffs a human rights violation and Canadians bring bottled water over the border for Detroit. Read more on Detroit’s Spending $5.6 Million To Shut Off Residents’ Water. What Else Could They Spend That On?…
  this time they're super serious you guys

One Billion Militia Patriots To March On Washington, End Reign Of Kenyan Usurper

Oh my God, you guys, get ready to pack up your sex toys and hobo beans and flee to the Mexican refugee camps, because Real America™ has had ENOUGH with this Marxo-Islamunist bull hockey in Washington, and is coming for your SOULLSSSS. Girt in the armor of righteousness, but not carrying the AR-15 of the Lord, an estimated* 10 to 30 million nonviolent supporters of Bible-based Constitutional government plan to descend on the nation’s capital on May 16, and hang around until Barack Hussein Obama, Eric Holder, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and the worst RINOs in Congress quit out of embarrassment. Then, as called for in organizer Harry Riley’s understanding of the Constitution, a new President and congressional leadership will Take America Back to, we dunno, 2008? Some time when the president didn’t go around ordering the IRS to hire New Black Panthers to kill our ambassadors at the behest of Vladimir Putin, whenever that was. Read more on One Billion Militia Patriots To March On Washington, End Reign Of Kenyan Usurper…
  hell is other countries

Conscience Demands We Address Events In Venezuela And Ukraine, Then Back To Zany American Bigots

It feels wrong to just go about our usual business of making dick jokes about politics without acknowledging that the governments of Venezuela and Ukraine are murdering peaceful protesters by the dozens. We won’t pretend to have any special insight into either conflict. Maybe an appropriate thing to do is to be self-absorbed Americans and be thankful for real civilian control of the military, low levels of official corruption, relatively free and fair elections, and respect for institutions, all of which have helped prevent such tragedies from unfolding here since the early 1970s, and we can also try and be hopeful that the puzzle of sustained domestic tranquility is always solvable in the long run. And it looks like we’ve got a couple hundred words left before we’ve earned our six pack, so let’s try and anticipate every possible stupid pundit’s take on Venezuela and Ukraine, assuming any of them ever notice.  Read more on Conscience Demands We Address Events In Venezuela And Ukraine, Then Back To Zany American Bigots…
  make me a sammamish

Seattle Nice Time: Catholic Students Protest Firing Of Vice Principal For Same-Sex Marriage While They Still Believe In Something

Well this is nice, indeed. We weren’t surprised at all when we heard that yet another Catholic school had pressured a faculty member to resign after finding out he’d gotten married to his same-sex partner. But in the Seattle suburb of Sammamish, when students at Eastside Catholic High School learned that Vice Principal Mark Zmuda had been given the choice this week of resigning or being fired for marrying Dana Jergens earlier this year, virtually the entire student body and several faculty members walked out of the school and took to the street Thursday in front of the school to protest the decision. Students at other Seattle-area Catholic schools staged protests as well. Told that the decision was made by the Archdiocese of Seattle, not the school, the kids said that they would move the protests there, and would petition the Archbishop to let Zmuda return. Sure, that’s not going to happen, but the kids are getting a fine lesson in speaking out against injustice — and where injustice can come from  — not to mention getting a practical lesson in how the hierarchy works (another lesson for the kids: U.S. America is a democracy* and the Church is not). This really is an important milestone on their journey toward becoming cafeteria Catholics. Read more on Seattle Nice Time: Catholic Students Protest Firing Of Vice Principal For Same-Sex Marriage While They Still Believe In Something…