Tag: protests

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day, Native Americans, The DC Court Gave You This Pipeline!

Hell of a way to mark Indigenous Peoples' Day.
The Thin Blue Line

Tulsa Cop *Might* Not Even Get Away With Murder!

Good lord, we're actually praising the justice system in Oklahoma. It may not become a habit.

Another Trump-Supporting Republican Explains Where Racism Comes From (Hint: Lazy Black People)

These people need to understand only Donald Trump gets to say racist stuff with impunity
Good Guys win for a change!

Nice Time! Obama Administration Cavalry Comes, Puts Hold On North Dakota Pipeline

It's a win/lose day for opponents of the Dakota Access Pipeline -- but it could be leaning toward 'win.'
North Dakota troublemakers still making trouble

Pipeline Goons Sic Dogs On Native American Protesters, Because America

Silly Lakota people, thinking it's 'their' land.

Tomi Lahren Says Colin Kaepernick Only Allowed To Protest His Own Dad

Tomi Lahren is clearly triggered by seeing black people protest racism, maybe she needs a safe space?
Sit on it and spin, you orange baboon.

Donald Trump Loves The Gays So Much He Wants Them To Go Outside On This Nice Day

We sent Major Major Major Major to the Donald Trump Howler Monkey Circus stop in Atlanta! Word poop was flung!
Imaginary driver on closed videogame course. Do not attempt.

St. Paul Cop: Go Ahead And Run Over Black Lives Matter Protesters, Just Remember To Call 911

A St. Paul, Minnesota police sergeant is under investigation after allegedly posting a Facebook comment urging drivers to run over Black Lives Matters protesters and keep driving. The comment, since removed, was on a newspaper's Facebook post about a...
But officer, this is a sovereign truck!

Oregon Militia Idiot Steals Gubmint Truck For Vital Snack Run, Goes Directly To Jail

As the Great Big Bundy Militia Freedom Standoff slouches into its second week, there are signs that the Many Moron Marchers are growing either bolder, stupider, or both. Exhibit A: Oregon State Police arrested one of the brave freeloader...

Rahm Emanuel Sorry Chicago Cops Keep Killing Black Guys. He Can Still Be Mayor?

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel, the most popular member of the Democratic Party after Joe Lieberman and Zell Miller, is having a rough time of it these days. Not as rough as all those black folks what keep getting all...

Minneapolis Police Finally Bulldozed Those Pesky Black Lives Matters Protesters

Oh hi, it's snipy! You might know me from things like announcing Wonkette's official policy on Syrian civil war and helming your traditional viewing of the Sarah Palin Turkey Day Massacre. What you don't know about me is that I live...

Christopher Columbus Was A Dick

One thousand years ago today -- or Monday, the 12th -- a terrible slave-trading murderer/imbecile who did not even know how to spell his own name, which is Latin for "asshole," landed at the "Sandals" resort in Puerto Rico...
She clearly feels protected

Armed White ‘Oath Keepers’ Descend On Ferguson, Will Definitely Calm Everything Down

In case you were concerned that the situation in Ferguson, Missouri, might get unpleasant as people mark the one-year anniversary of the fatal shooting of Michael Brown, you can put those worries to rest now: The Oath Keepers have...
A bit like the end of Close Encounters, only with tear gas.

Justice Department: Maybe Police Treating Ferguson Like Fallujah Was A Bad Idea

A draft Justice Department report on the police response to demonstrations in Ferguson, Missouri, last summer finds -- and we hope you're sitting down here -- that the heavily armed police were heavy-handed in their tactics, poorly coordinated, and...
People who wouldn't let their kids see an R-rated movie take them to rallies to hold bloody fetus posters.

Alabama ‘Pro-Lifers’ Want Abortion Clinic Closed To Protect Kids From Alabama ‘Pro-Lifers’

We'll grant this much to the fetus fetishists of the "pro-life" crowd: they're endlessly imaginative in coming up with new ways to make it harder for women to get access to a legal medical procedure. Take the fine folks...
This would fix everything

NRA: Know What Baltimore Needs? More Guns, So Everybody Can Stand Their Ground!

With all of those people marching and looting and hip-hopping in the streets again, the National Rifle Association's social media experts have teamed up with Still Dead Andrew Breitbart's Cyber Tickle Fest For Insecure Neckbeards to tell America the HARD...