Tag: protests

Army Corps Of Engineers Tells Dakota Access Pipeline Developers To Go Lay Pipe Somewhere Else

The Army Corps of Engineers finally doesn't fuck something up. (Yes, we remember Katrina.)

Well Of Course Donald Trump Stands To Make Money From Dakota Pipeline. Stop Acting Surprised!

Protests against Big Oil? How quaint.
Sheriffs don't have to know nothing 'bout birthing no babies

Team Of Evils: It’s Gonna Be A ‘Dead Baby In the Jail Cell’ Kind Of Day

Hey! We found a sheriff worse than Joe Arpaio!

How To Talk To Your Kids About Trump

To prepare them for a Trump presidency, teachers should tell kids crying is weak. SAD.

Let’s Play The Blame Game! Your Wonkagenda: Thursday, November 10, 2016

Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!

Wonkagenda, Monday, October 31, 2016

Happy Halloween, Wonketariate! We've got some stuff to cover here, so let's get right down into some of the spooky stories 'Yr Wonkette may be talking about today! Last night the FBI obtained a warrant to search emails from...
North Dakota troublemakers still making trouble

Good News! ‘Democracy Now!’ Host Amy Goodman Won’t Go To Jail For Doing Reporter Stuff

Stupid First Amendment even covers troublemaking journalists. Who knew?

Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day, Native Americans, The DC Court Gave You This Pipeline!

Hell of a way to mark Indigenous Peoples' Day.
The Thin Blue Line

Tulsa Cop *Might* Not Even Get Away With Murder!

Good lord, we're actually praising the justice system in Oklahoma. It may not become a habit.

Another Trump-Supporting Republican Explains Where Racism Comes From (Hint: Lazy Black People)

These people need to understand only Donald Trump gets to say racist stuff with impunity
Good Guys win for a change!

Nice Time! Obama Administration Cavalry Comes, Puts Hold On North Dakota Pipeline

It's a win/lose day for opponents of the Dakota Access Pipeline -- but it could be leaning toward 'win.'
North Dakota troublemakers still making trouble

Pipeline Goons Sic Dogs On Native American Protesters, Because America

Silly Lakota people, thinking it's 'their' land.

Tomi Lahren Says Colin Kaepernick Only Allowed To Protest His Own Dad

Tomi Lahren is clearly triggered by seeing black people protest racism, maybe she needs a safe space?
Sit on it and spin, you orange baboon.

Donald Trump Loves The Gays So Much He Wants Them To Go Outside On This Nice Day

We sent Major Major Major Major to the Donald Trump Howler Monkey Circus stop in Atlanta! Word poop was flung!
Imaginary driver on closed videogame course. Do not attempt.

St. Paul Cop: Go Ahead And Run Over Black Lives Matter Protesters, Just Remember To Call 911

A St. Paul, Minnesota police sergeant is under investigation after allegedly posting a Facebook comment urging drivers to run over Black Lives Matters protesters and keep driving. The comment, since removed, was on a newspaper's Facebook post about a...
But officer, this is a sovereign truck!

Oregon Militia Idiot Steals Gubmint Truck For Vital Snack Run, Goes Directly To Jail

As the Great Big Bundy Militia Freedom Standoff slouches into its second week, there are signs that the Many Moron Marchers are growing either bolder, stupider, or both. Exhibit A: Oregon State Police arrested one of the brave freeloader...