The Army Corps of Engineers finally doesn't fuck something up. (Yes, we remember Katrina.)
Protests against Big Oil? How quaint.
Hey! We found a sheriff worse than Joe Arpaio!
To prepare them for a Trump presidency, teachers should tell kids crying is weak. SAD.
Non-white women invade the Senate, educators try to comfort kids, and more reasons to hate Gary Johnson and Jill Stein. Your morning news brief!
Happy Halloween, Wonketariate! We've got some stuff to cover here, so let's get right down into some of the spooky stories 'Yr Wonkette may be talking about today! Last night the FBI obtained a warrant to search emails from...
Stupid First Amendment even covers troublemaking journalists. Who knew?
Hell of a way to mark Indigenous Peoples' Day.
Good lord, we're actually praising the justice system in Oklahoma. It may not become a habit.
These people need to understand only Donald Trump gets to say racist stuff with impunity
It's a win/lose day for opponents of the Dakota Access Pipeline -- but it could be leaning toward 'win.'
Silly Lakota people, thinking it's 'their' land.
Tomi Lahren is clearly triggered by seeing black people protest racism, maybe she needs a safe space?
We sent Major Major Major Major to the Donald Trump Howler Monkey Circus stop in Atlanta! Word poop was flung!
A St. Paul, Minnesota police sergeant is under investigation after allegedly posting a Facebook comment urging drivers to run over Black Lives Matters protesters and keep driving. The comment, since removed, was on a newspaper's Facebook post about a...
As the Great Big Bundy Militia Freedom Standoff slouches into its second week, there are signs that the Many Moron Marchers are growing either bolder, stupider, or both. Exhibit A: Oregon State Police arrested one of the brave freeloader...