Tag: protestors

Michele Bachmann So Mad Obama Made It Legal To Beat Up White People

We can hardly believe it either (because it is not true)!
People who wouldn't let their kids see an R-rated movie take them to rallies to hold bloody fetus posters.

Anti-Choice Protesters Need Your Children To See Adorable Fetus Pix On Their Way To Class

You know what's fun? When you decide your precious babbies deserve only the best education, but you don't actually have money/want to spend money to send them to a private school, so instead you finagle your way into one...

Nation Celebrates Roe v. Wade Birthday With Scary Videos, Hypocrisy, Balloons

Libruls really hit the holiday jackpot this week! First, we had Martin Luther King, Jr. Day and Inauguration Day at the same time, which appropriately coincided with the made-up Fox News holiday, "Sadness Day" (a holiday Olds celebrate by...

Obama Forced To Listen To People Sing About How Terrible He Is

President Obama held a fundraiser in San Francisco yesterday, and, would you believe it, some people don't like the fact that he hasn't honored his campaign promises! Slow-working security guys failed to wrangle a group of protestors at the...

Protestor Throws Crosses At Muslim Praying Near White House

According to TPM's Ryan J. Reilly, a police officer at the scene said this Muslim man shows up at the White House "every couple days" to pray. That was lucky for anti-Sharia protestors who were there and couldn't find...

Yes, Wisconsin Now Has Palm Trees

How are all these Fox News reporters still alive considering they're constantly being beaten to a bloody pulp by Wisconsin protestors' surf boards? Be careful out there, you guys. Wear sunscreen.

Fox News’ Mike Tobin Says He Was Attacked By Wisconsin Protester

Masses of people in Wisconsin have been peacefully protesting for weeks now, because of their governor's decision to take away worker's rights for no good reason; not a single protester in Madison haseven been arrested. But that hasn't...

Poor Obama Has Nowhere To Celebrate 9/11 This Year :(

We all know that 9/11 is the best holiday ever. It's like Christmas and the Fourth of July and Halloween combined! Dick Cheney is alive right now just because he willed himself to see another 9/11. But according to...

Lindsey Graham Finally Hanged, Beaten In Effigy In South Carolina

Last week, a "nationally-known pro-life supporter from Washington, D.C.," Randall Terry, came to Greenville, South Carolina and hanged and beat up effigies of Sen. Lindsey Graham. There is a precious photo gallery of this historical event of lolz, which...