Tag: protesters

Barack Obama Claims He’s Not A Demon. Which Is Just What He Would Say.

Bet he smells like sex and good Scotch.

Jews For Jesus Really Sassy In Philadelphia Right Now

MORE DISPATCHES FROM PHILLY YOU GUYS, OMG
Some are born dickish, some achieve dickishness, and others have dickishness thrust upon them.

Maine Gov. Paul LePage Would Like To Be President Trump’s Secretary Of Dickishness

Less than halfway into his second term, Maine Governor Paul LePage is so over governing his lame state full of lazy drug addicts and loser student protesters. In a town hall in Lewiston Wednesday, he told the crowd he...

Stabby Ben Carson Says Violence Is Sometimes The Answer

Everybody is giving Donald Trump SO MUCH grief right now, just because his supporters are a bunch of violent, "poorly educated" thugs who hate everybody who's smarter and less filled with trans fat and bitterness than they are. But...
A lot of very bad dudes

Donald Trump Rally Comes To Logical Conclusion

Donald Trump's rally in Chicago was cancelled Friday night after hundreds of protesters (probably all personally paid by George Soros, according to Breitbart commenters, who know what's really going on) got into the venue at the University of...

Another Minnesota Cop Can’t Contain His Feelings About Running Protesters Over

So a cop in Minnesota posted something on his Facebook page urging people to run over Black Lives Matters protesters and is now on leave. Wait a second. Didn't we already write about this guy? And didn't he already...
Why's everybody always picking on him? He's a winner!

Dead Breitbart: Why Are All These Black People Forcing Trump Supporters To Kick Their Ass?

Hey, you know how Donald Trump's rally in Las Vegas Monday was disrupted by a number of liberal protesters, and Trump supporters went Full Brownshirt on them, yelling unpleasant things like "Kick his ass!" "Shoot him!" or "Light the...
Il Duce and Ol' Douchey

Trump’s Las Vegas Rally Sounded A Lot Better In The Original German

Trump's campaign rally in Las Vegas Monday night moved a lot closer to the Platonic Ideal of a Trump Rally, with several protesters being hauled out by security as the crowd called for blood. One Trumptrooper even let the...
New county clerk much nicer than the last.

It’s A Nice Day To Kentucky Marry Your Gay Homosexual Lover!

Yr Wonkette loves stories with happy endings, and yr Wonkette loves getting married! You know that thing that Editrix Becca did, when she Montana-married her heterosexual lover? Well, due to how SOMEBODY is currently doing a little jail time...
The other chyron for the story: 'Street Justice: Police officers shot in wake of DOJ Report'

Fox News: Eric Holder Really Should NOT Have Shot Those Cops In Ferguson!

While two police officers were still hospitalized after being shot in Ferguson, Missouri, early Thursday morning (they have since been released), and police have no suspects, Fox News and other rightwing sources have identified the true culprits: Attorney General...
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Eric Holder Will Save Captain Ron’s Marriage So He Can Keep Saving Ferguson

Attorney General Eric Holder spent Wednesday checking on the progress of Barack Obama's tyrannical federal takeover of Missouri, and while he was there, he had what we assume is a totally coincidental path-crossing with Ron Johnson, captain of the State Highway Patrol and Guy Who's...

Gun-Toting ‘Pro-life’ Thugs Want Abortion Clinic Shut Down To Keep Away Gun-Toting ‘Pro-life’ Thugs

Don't you just HATE how abortion clinics are like catnip for violent, dangerous "pro-lifers" who like to threaten and stalk and harass and terrorize -- and, oh yeah, sometimes bomb and murder -- doctors and their patients? Boy, those...

Super Cool Police Lady Shows All Other Anaheim Protesters How To Properly Throw Bottles At Cops

OC Weekly -- where one of your Wonkettes may have spent a cool dozen years of her benighted life -- has what appears to be the smoking Molotov in the recent Anaheim Unpleasantness. Through a series of still photos...

Tough Guy War Criminal Dick Cheney Terrified of Visiting Canada

Undead goblin king Dick Cheney dedicated his thousand year shadow reign of darkness to murdering and torturing the people of Iraq in order to make Dick Cheney feel safer, but it turns out he may have picked the wrong...

Scary Protesters Chase G8 Summit From Chicago To Camp David

Hippies, or should we say "people affected and insulted by the total lack of accountability in the global economic system following its collapse a few years ago," were all excited about the upcoming G8 Summit of first-world leaders set...