Our secret Internet operative “Jake” has sent us screen shots from the Emperor’s Club VIP’s website. The Emperor’s Club, of course, is the “prostitution ring” that New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer allegedly penetrated with his sex bits. Let’s see if it was worth $5,500 dollars an hour (and his governorship/career/family etc etc). MORE »

Here is America’s First Whoremonger Governor gesturing broadly toward resigning but not really saying anything of import. Now we must turn our attention to “healing,” by which we mean finding out who else is implicated in this delightful prostitution scandal. [CNN]

Ruh roh, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer is a master of whores! A Hebrew pimp? A baldilocks whoremonger? A fishmonger dabbling in whores, with a cod piece of cold ethical hypocrisy? O, such country matters. Anyway, just what exactly is this Spitzer doing with these sloppy whores? Let’s liveblog his press conference… MORE »

Hey, the Governor of New York runs a prostitution ring of sex prostitutes! The New York Times says this is true! This is funny because Eliot Spitzer was supposedly Mr. “I will crack down on the prostitution rings,” but he apparently really meant “I will destroy the competition.” Speculate wildly as to what this is all about, if you like! [New York Times]

The unfortunately monied Ron Paul campaign has been dumping its cash into New Hampshire recently, where he might lose by only 20 points. But the kook and his band of well-behaved, admirable supporters are now looking at Nevada, which holds the third Republican primary. Paul went to Vegas this week, where he was swamped by legions of 3-D laser spambot manifestations at several rallies. And among his celebrity guests yesterday was Denis Hof, owner of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch brothel, accompanied by two prostitutes. For serious. MORE »

One of Diaperman David Vitter’s other hookers, in New Orleans — but not the Diaper Gal, apparently — took a lie detector test administered by the President of Lie Detectors and the test proves she had “safe sex” with David Vitter, all the time, in New Orleans, and her pimp was named “Jonathan.” [Times-Picayune]

Oh check it out here are people who can afford hookers. [Deborah Jeane Palfrey]

Dear Jean Palfrey, Washington Madam: MORE »

Legal scholars and D.C. perverts are very excited that the “Washington sex blog” lawsuit will actually go to trial. Hooray! MORE »

So boasts Starchild, 36-year-old Army reservist and current candidate for the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, while speaking at last week’s big sex-worker-palooza event in Sin City (where it seems all the good political happenings are happening these days). MORE »

Capitol Hill interns: There’s still time left to nominate yourself, or have a friend nominate you, in our Hill Intern Hotties contest. But we’re planning to announce the nominees tomorrow, so don’t delay. Nomination guidelines here.

If you’re more interested in fortune than fame, however, this proposal might appeal to you more:

The post speaks for itself. We will refrain from embellishing it with cheap-and-easy Washingtonienne humor.

The full text of the post, after the jump.

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