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Eliot Spitzer’s in one room, crying over his ruined career and life and whatever, while his wife “Silda Wall” is on the other side of mansion-apartment with her lawyers. “She doesn’t want to look at him, and he doesn’t want to bear the look that she gives when she does look at him,” a secret insider tells the New York Sun. What, she doesn’t want to look at Mr. Whore-Lovin’ Hypocrite Muppet Mouth? But he’s so cute. [New York Sun]

Washington (state) is abuzz this week with rumors that state Rep. Richard Curtis is involved in an extortion ring with a “reputed” male prostitute — in other words, Did he fuck a dude? Curtis is obviously a Republican with a socially conservative voting record, so allegations like these were sure to come out sometime. As was his predictable response: “I am not gay… I have not had sex with a guy.” Sure, but… DOES HE LIE? MORE »

Mike Jones, the guy who blew the whistle on Reverend Ted Haggard’s love of meth and gay sex, did a radio interview on Sirius today. You wanted specifics, right? MORE »