Back awhile ago Iraqi journalist Muntader al-Zaidi achieved international renown for hurling his loafer at our President at the time, George W. Bush. This was the like the “Kanye West doing something spontaneous at the teenager show” of its time! “George W. Bush is going to torture the shit out of him,” was the conclusion made in what everyone was pretty sure was hyperbolic jest. Anyway, long story short, apparently George W. Bush has been torturing the shit out of Muntader al-Zaidi since December. MORE »

On Tuesday, September 8th at 11 AM (8/11), Barack Obama will be taking the teevees of our nation’s classrooms by force for what can only be described as purposes of communism. Most of America’s Good Parents have already said they would not be sending their school-aged children to school on this day, but Texas school districts will be taking NO CHANCES and are stepping in to ensure that whatever suck-up nerd retards bother to show up anyway will not be seeing that speech. MORE »