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Tag: prophets!

Christian Prophets Name Rick Perry As Future Earth Warlord King

Oh gawd, the Christian Right just gets weirder and more insane every time we read news, which would actually not be news except for the fact that gay wax sculpture Rick Perry has tuned into these weirdos who claim...

Jeebus Lady Cindy Jacobs Repents For All Lesbians, Cleanses Craigslist

Your Wonkette reporter of The Homosexuals is back bearing good news, or as they like to call it in church, "a new gospel": All of the world's lesbians have been fully repented for! This happened last week, in Sacramento, at...