Oh gawd, the Christian Right just gets weirder and more insane every time we read news, which would actually not be news except for the fact that gay wax sculpture Rick Perry has tuned into these weirdos who claim that Jesus or whoever is in charge of heaven’s email spam system forwarded these remarkably insane […]

Your Wonkette reporter of The Homosexuals is back bearing good news, or as they like to call it in church, “a new gospel”:¬†All of the world’s lesbians have been fully repented for! This happened last week, in Sacramento, at a big Jesus party thrown by My Boyfriend Lou Engle. Though he has failed utterly in […]