Tag: propaganda

Fox/Drudge Almost Assassinate NEWEST ENEMY: Er, Shakespeare In The Park

So yeah, THIS is what wingnuts are upset about now.

Trump Aides Compete In Ass-Kissing Contest, EVERYBODY WINS! :D

Donald Trump's spin doctors are about as competent as his physician.

Trump, GOP Still Getting Beat By Big Bad Dems! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 28, 2017

Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief!
He looks a little like George Tenet.

What Ridiculous Lie That Makes No Sense Is Trump Making Up For No Reason Today?

At least Stalin put some effort into his staged photos. SAD! WEAK! PATHETIC!

Some Terrorism And Assassinations Happened Yesterday

There are three Berlin massacres EVERY DAY in America -- but only if you count 'gun deaths' as 'deaths.'

Syrians Are Just Dying To Tell You Something! Wonkagenda for Wednesday, December 14, 2016

How Russia stole all our magic Internet points, A New DNC Challenger Appears, and why Tom Delay thinks Obama is racist. Your Daily News Brief!

Let’s Watch A Hillary Clinton Speech And Cry Some More, Like We Always Do

We still just want to give her a hug.

Alt-Right ‘Pick-Up Artist’ Knows Dank Meme That Will Deliver The Election To Donald Trump

Heartiste, a white nationalist MRA alt-right pick-up artist Trump supporter, is pretty sure calling male Clinton supporters unmanly will make them vote for Trump.

Wonkagenda: Friday, September 9, 2016

You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!
this is just a secret code, everyone

Barack Obama Founded ISIS With His Number Two ISIS Guy, ‘Twitter’

Britain, our little big brother, continues to partner with the rest of us in the War On Terror. But it's frustrated with the continued existence of ISIS and its effect on their country. Even after generations of meddling in...
myfriends, my friends, my friends..FIVE AND A HLAF YEARS, ALAN!

‘Oath Keepers’ Militia Loons Pretty Sure John McCain Needs To Be Executed For Being Tortured

A rightwing militia group is certain that a recording of John McCain's 1969 forced confession proves he needs to be executed for treason. Protip: "patriot" groups who want to overthrow the government give lousy legal advice.

Hey Mr. Trump: Is A Muslim War Hero’s Father American Enough For You?

The final night of the Democratic National Convention belonged to Hillary Clinton and her speech accepting the party's nomination, but it was owned by Mr. Khizr Khan, the father of Army Captain Humayun S.M. Khan, who died in Iraq...
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Watch Fox And Free Yourself From Propaganda

Funny how the Deleted Comments biz goes. A couple weeks back, we had so few real winners that we had to forego the feature altogether; this week, we'll have to select carefully from a veritable smorgasbord of Derp. So...
did someone need the hydrangeas watered?

Exciting NRA Ad: Hollywood Elitists Want To Take Your Guns, Laugh When You Die

We decided to watch part of Tuesday's election coverage on Fox News last night, and in the middle of all the ads for prescription pills that will give you boners and make your bowels work right, this brilliant bit...
Comic Book Guy: I must Protest! Volkswagen Buses Were Never Manufactured In China!

China Will Win Your Capitalist American Heart With This Weird-Ass Music Video

From China's Xinhua News Agency comes proof that, whatever the formerly socialist nation's successes in introducing aspects of market economics to their planned economy, they're still getting the hang of producing advertising that works for Westerners. This 3-minute slice...
I suppose now Adam Sandler wants a White House invitation, too?

BREAKING: Nerd Hero Teen Didn’t Whittle His Clock From Scratch, Send Him To Gitmo!

The Wingnuttosphere has spent a fair chunk of the weekend getting very exercised about a post from a weekly Buffalo newspaper Thursday that "exposed" -- with the breathless excitement of the best investigative journalism -- the True Facts about...