Tag: propaganda

Alt-Right ‘Pick-Up Artist’ Knows Dank Meme That Will Deliver The Election To Donald Trump

Heartiste, a white nationalist MRA alt-right pick-up artist Trump supporter, is pretty sure calling male Clinton supporters unmanly will make them vote for Trump.

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Barack Obama Founded ISIS With His Number Two ISIS Guy, ‘Twitter’

Britain, our little big brother, continues to partner with the rest of us in the War On Terror. But it's frustrated with the continued existence of ISIS and its effect on their country. Even after generations of meddling in...
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‘Oath Keepers’ Militia Loons Pretty Sure John McCain Needs To Be Executed For Being Tortured

A rightwing militia group is certain that a recording of John McCain's 1969 forced confession proves he needs to be executed for treason. Protip: "patriot" groups who want to overthrow the government give lousy legal advice.

Hey Mr. Trump: Is A Muslim War Hero’s Father American Enough For You?

The final night of the Democratic National Convention belonged to Hillary Clinton and her speech accepting the party's nomination, but it was owned by Mr. Khizr Khan, the father of Army Captain Humayun S.M. Khan, who died in Iraq...
My Little Pony: Friendship is a Plot to Take Away Our Liberty

Deleted Comments Of The Week: Watch Fox And Free Yourself From Propaganda

Funny how the Deleted Comments biz goes. A couple weeks back, we had so few real winners that we had to forego the feature altogether; this week, we'll have to select carefully from a veritable smorgasbord of Derp. So...
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Exciting NRA Ad: Hollywood Elitists Want To Take Your Guns, Laugh When You Die

We decided to watch part of Tuesday's election coverage on Fox News last night, and in the middle of all the ads for prescription pills that will give you boners and make your bowels work right, this brilliant bit...
Comic Book Guy: I must Protest! Volkswagen Buses Were Never Manufactured In China!

China Will Win Your Capitalist American Heart With This Weird-Ass Music Video

From China's Xinhua News Agency comes proof that, whatever the formerly socialist nation's successes in introducing aspects of market economics to their planned economy, they're still getting the hang of producing advertising that works for Westerners. This 3-minute slice...
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BREAKING: Nerd Hero Teen Didn’t Whittle His Clock From Scratch, Send Him To Gitmo!

The Wingnuttosphere has spent a fair chunk of the weekend getting very exercised about a post from a weekly Buffalo newspaper Thursday that "exposed" -- with the breathless excitement of the best investigative journalism -- the True Facts about...
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Walmart Training Video Will Scare You Away From Evil Mean Unions Forever

Here is a terrifying anti-union video, mandatory viewing for all new Walmart employees, and designed to warn the Walmart neophyte away from those scary union organizers who are trying to lure unsuspecting "associates" into their evil schemes. As propaganda,...
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Ben Carson Lays Down Some Science For You (Depending On Your Value For ‘Science’)

The Liberal Media tried to Gotcha! Conservahero Ben Carson again this weekend, and once more he escaped the Logic Snares set for him by secularist tricksters. He is not going to fall for your little traps, LIEberals! On NBC's...

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Here at yr Wonkette, we're always brainstorming new ways to amuse and confound you. In that spirit, we are proud to offer this thing! It is called The Weekend Stock Photo Report With Weekend S. Photo! It is kind...

Oh No We Sexualized Elizabeth Warren All Over Your Chest!

Y'all, y'all, y'all! Your inappropriately sexualized* Professorski Elizabeth Warrenovna T-shirts are in, and we have begun mailing them to you through the USPS! Here are your links for the purchasing of the women's T-shirts, and also the men's, as...
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Indiana Governor To Start Very Own Pravda, Hooray!

We will comment on this further as soon as we manage to pick our jaws up off the floor: Gov. Mike Pence is starting a state-run taxpayer-funded news outlet that will make pre-written news stories available to Indiana media, as...
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Homeschool Mom Finds Liberal Bias At A Zoo. Also A Country Named ‘Zambibia.’

Fresh off her brilliant destruction of evolution at Chicago's Field Museum -- accomplished by calling science "stupid" and noting that nobody saw what happened 450 million years ago, so shut up -- homeschooling mom and amateur conservative skeptic Megan...
Fox News: When you absolutely positively have to scare old white people

Fox News Helpfully Explains New Black Panthers Are Going To Kill You Now

Oh, sure, maybe the police in Ferguson, Missouri, are out of control, firing tear gas and rubber bullets at protesters and journalists, arresting anyone who dares to take their picture, and so on, but maybe you'll be willing...