Tag: prop 8

Fox News Idiots Worried Anderson Cooper Too Flaming Gay To Report On Orlando Mass Shootings

How dare Anderson Cooper be mean to that nice bigot lady who's just trying to help?
Hasa diga eebowai, motherfuckers.

Thousands Of Mormons To Nail Magic Underpants To Temple Door In Mass Resignation

Oh fiddlesticks, the Mormon Church has angered some of the people on its membership rolls! If you'll remember, the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Day Saints decided it was time to update its policies on the EW GAYS,...

Virginia Is For Lovers (Ramming Gay Down Your Throat)

Dag, federal judiciary, another state's ban on gay marriage is unconstitutional? Which one is it this time? Virginia? Cool beans. And Virginia has a brand-new attorney general, Democrat Mark Herring, who's actually on the side of the two gay...

Washington Times Op-Ed: Investigating Scott Walker Based On Leads From Six Criminal Associates Is ‘Political Terrorism’

Judson Phillips is known to your Wonkette as a guy who once wrote that Barack Obama just might be a crack-smoking gay sexer, which was fun. Now he's got some words in the Washington Times (yeah but still) about...

Weekend Nice-Time: Here Have Some Gay California Weddings, Pfft, Whatever

Friday afternoon, just hours after the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals lifted the injunction that had been in place while the Prop 8 case went to the Supremes, all four of the plaintiffs in the case got married. The...

Why Must Terrible New Yorker Cover Infantilize This Important Moment In History With Gay Muppets?

Hey, New Yorker! Why did you have to go and RUIN FREEDOM for LGBT America today? Of course, we already know, thanks to K-Lo and New Republic, that your Bert-n-Ernie cover has destroyed childhood forever, but in the...

Bryan Fischer Tries This ‘Sarcasm’ Thing, Suffers Only Minor Injuries

Oh, golly, kids, we think the SCOTUS decisions throwing out DOMA and Prop 8 may have actually broken poor Bryan Fischer. Just look at the sorry mess he threw up on the American Patriarchy Association's blog Thursday. See, he's...

Genius Orange County Law School Prof Explains That Prop 8 Is Still In Effect, Up Is Down And Black Is White

There is so much actual news happening, you guys. We are filled to the gills with actual news and it is killing us. We need some breathing room to find new ways to snark and we really really need...

See The Amazing SF Chronicle Front Page That Accidentally Forgot About Gay Marriage! (Update!)

So here is the San Francisco Chronicle's front page for today. (It is in "print," a thing where they put "ink" on "paper.") You can look and look, but you will not find a story about "gay marriage" on...

Screw The Gay Stuff: Sarah Palin Fights To Uphold Sanctity Of Traditional Terrorism

While we here in the librulsphere have not yet finished dancing on the graves of DOMA and Prop 8 and lulzing with Nancy at the tears of Michele Bachmann and all the other butthurt conservatives who are rending their...

Nancy Pelosi Laughs At Michele Bachmann’s Tears, And Probably Her Marriage

While Rep. Michele Batshit Bachmann is having all the sads because the Supreme Court overturned her puny "God," the once and future Speaker Pelosi (yeah, that's right, we said it) is busy not giving a rat's ass about Michele's...

Supreme Court Overturns Michele Bachmann’s Puny ‘God’

It is a beeeyootiful day in America if you are gay or gay-adjacent or if you enjoy the tears of bigots. The Supreme Court has struck down the sanctity of Newt Gingrich's three marriages, and now that we've had...

Gavin Newsom Invented Your Gay Marriage: Wonkette Appreciates

Gavin Newsom is California's lieutenant governor. He used to be mayor of San Francisco. He is pretty. A long time ago, before today's Supreme Court ruling invalidating Prop 8 (which we will have a post on EVENTUALLY, SNIPY), we...

Gay Marriage Killing Straight Parents Everywhere, Quick, Someone Save The Children

The Supreme Court yesterday heard oral arguments in Hollingsworth v. Perry, the Prop 8 gay marriage case. It was to be an intriguing day for observers of the anti-gay movement, because when you go before the Supreme Court, you...

Whiny Gays Finally Get Day in Court, Keep Whining Anyway

Hey gay homosexuals! Be happy! The Supreme Court is going to hear your gay cases about all the sick things you gays do, like get married and serve in the military. Wait, what? You're NOT uniformly happy that the...

Rick Santorum Is a Flaming Idiot From Space

Here's Rick Santorum's Twitter reaction to today's developments regarding the homosexuals of California. Did he read the news? Rights were restored! Good heavens sweet Jesus man. But maybe we're wrong. Let's see what the responses to this were like,...