Tag Archives: pron

  He's going to fix your cable all right

GOP Congressjerk To Government Workers: Stop Fapping On The Taxpayers’ Dime!

That's the congressman on the left
Republican Rep. Mark Meadows of North Carolina is a guy with NO sense of fun at all. He’s got a real hard-on for this bill he keeps introducing — the Eliminating Pornography From Agencies Act — which, strangely, Congress isn’t in much of a hurry to even vote on, HMMMM. Read more on GOP Congressjerk To Government Workers: Stop Fapping On The Taxpayers’ Dime!…
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New York D.A. Busted Starring In Nudie Lewdie Dix Flix

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate but equally important groups: the cops who investigate crimes, and the district attorneys who star in Deep Throat Part II: The Bonening. A district attorney in upstate New York has admitted that he acted in pornographic movies in the 1970s then lied when questioned about it during his second campaign. Mark Suben, the DA in Cortland County near Syracuse since 2008, held a news conference Friday to say he had lied about his past in the days before this year’s election. “Recently materials have been circulated alleging that I was involved in the adult film industry about 40 years ago in New York. Those allegations are true,” he said. “I was an actor in adult films for a short period in the early 70s. I was also an actor in other venues including off Broadway, soap operas and commercial advertisements.” Read more on New York D.A. Busted Starring In Nudie Lewdie Dix Flix…