• On DC’s new curfew: “It’s not that city officials want to play parent to every kid in the district. It’s just that, gosh, turns out law enforcement professionals are better parents .” [Hit&Run]
• America is bad at jobs. [Eschaton]
• “The chorus calling for Syrian involvement in crafting a Lebanon ceasefire solution now includes Richard Armitage, Warren Christopher, and Mr. Flat World himself, Tom Friedman. ” [Political Animal]
• Report from the Promise Keepers meeting — it was titled “Unleashed,” and involved clips from The Matrix. [Slice of Laodicea]

* Because it’s never too soon to talk about how having gays at the Easter Egg Roll will destroy the foundations of the nation. [GotDetroit?]
* To everyone who’s ever felt like the review of Def Leppard’s Hysteria that they wrote for their High School Newspaper was substandard, gaze on the writing of George Clooney, and take heart. [HuffPo]
* The Promise Keepers are apparently amassing an air force. [The Toilet Paper Blog]
* Who the fuck are we kidding. We know that you are all talking about something else today. [Deadspin]