It’s Coming, Calm Down
Monday, May 1st, 2006
Keeping off the grass is for Congressional Correspondents, bitches. MORE »
Keeping off the grass is for Congressional Correspondents, bitches. MORE »
Keeping off the grass is for Congressional Correspondents, bitches. MORE »
Saturday — tomorrow — the single most important night of the year. A chance to see, in the flesh, all your social betters gathered together in one convenient place for you to try to give them your business cards. Hobnob with the rich and famous (-for-DC). Meet washed-up has-beens invited to add an air of glamor to a room full of journalists and politicos. MORE »
The Reuters drink list — courtesy, natch, of a hard-working publicist on the front lines of the Afterparty War — reminded us of something we’d seen before. We couldn’t quite remember at first, but whilst thumbing through our dog-eared copy of Dog Days, debut novel by Wonkette Emerita Ana Marie Cox, there was a sudden flash of recognition. Looks like we’ve got a preemptive parody on our hands: MORE »