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• YOUR WONKETTE PRIMETIME SCHEDULE: Sure, what the hell, we’ll liveblog this terrible 9/11 Forum tonight with Obama and McCain. Come back here at 8 p.m. ET if you too have a bizarre aversion to happiness.

Due to not watching much teevee your Wonkette editors were generally spared the spectacular series of meltdowns Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann enjoyed during the conventions, but we understand it was pretty nuts: catty hand gestures and bickering like old lesbians and finally Keith Olbermann refusing to go to St. Paul for fear he would be “assassinated.” Now we can all breathe a sigh of relief because they will not be anchoring the debates or election night for MSNBC. MORE »