• STIMULATION: We will be Liveblogging the Obama Stimulus program on the teevee, tonight, starting at 7:30 p.m. Eastern. Do not forget to buy guns and liquor on the way home. See you then, money lovers!

The next President of the United States, Michelle Obama, will debase herself before an audience of nice American ladies when she guest-hosts The View today with Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Bette Midler, Boy George, and Ferris Bueller. Stay with us as we liveblog this possibly tragicomic trainwreck at 11AM Eastern — just one short hour from now! [The View]