Tag: pro-life

Abortion Lover Tomi Lahren Half-Fired By Glenn Beck, For Loving Abortion Too Much

Does this mean they are snowflakes now???

Team Of Evils: It’s Gonna Be A ‘Dead Baby In the Jail Cell’ Kind Of Day

Hey! We found a sheriff worse than Joe Arpaio!

Mike Pence ‘Compassionately’ Wants To Nationalize Your Uterus

Mike Pence doesn't 'balance' his faith with public policy. He uses his faith as a weapon against women.

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Tim Kaine Pretty Good On Abortion For Middle Aged Catholic Dude

Before we start pooping on him, let's first stipulate that both I and Yr Editrix are very happy with the Kaine pick. His first speech as Hillary's running mate was shockingly good. Not only was he good, but the...

Donald Trump’s New BFF Thinks It’s Cool To Murder Abortion Doctors, Isn’t That Nice?

Let's get acquainted with Trump's new pal Troy Newman, president of Operation Rescue!

‘Pro-Life’ Asswipes Are Inside Your iPhone, Begging You Not To ‘Bort Your Baby

Hey look, a whole new level of doxxing!
Just being a good Christian

Ted Cruz Wishes Child Sex Slaves Would Think Of The Unborn Babies

<a href="http://wonkette.com/597828/everybody-hates-ted-cruz-and-his-stupid-foreign-born-face"></a>It's easy to forget, what with all the breaking news about Ted Cruz's alleged sex scandals and dildo-grabbing, that the man currently running second place for the Republican presidential nomination actually has a day job, as the most...
Listen up, you Messico losers!

Donald Trump Will Bomb Sh*t Out Of Ladies Who Have Abortions, Murder Their Families

Uh oh. Donald Trump accidentally said a true thing about illegal abortions. Wait, what the what? Donald Trump sparked a firestorm on Wednesday after saying that women should be punished for getting illegal abortions. “There has to be some form of...
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Indiana Protects Unborned Babies From Their Racist Sexist Mommies

Indiana ladies, have you been feeling neglected and unloved? You see governors and legislatures putting the screws to your sisters in other states, and you probably wonder where the heck is your edible fruit basket of legislative love, don't...

Florida Men Tell Ladies To Get Their Hoo-Has Checked At The Dentist

Well, isn't this a neat new trend that's spreading like herpes in a frat house at a state school, only not nearly as fun? A bill passed in the Florida legislature this week would effectively defund Planned Parenthood and other reproductive...
there's that appleheaded vagina mouth we love so much

Donald Trump Doing Terrific With Dudes Who Cheated On Their Wives

Sure, it's one thing to win the approval of neo-Nazis, the former grand imperial poobah of the KKK, and Scott Baio. But Donald Trump is also making inroads with Very Serious Republicans who are Very Serious about family values -- when...
Huck must have needed a whole bottle of his heart pills when this popped up on screen.

Awww, Fox News Is A Feminist Now. How Adorable!

Welcome to the sisterhood, Fox News! We've been totally not expecting you because, duh, you are Fox News. You forbid your girl talkers from wearing pants, so they can show off their smokin' sexy girl legs. For journalism. And...

Oh Look, Oklahoma Being Effing Awful Again

We usually skip Oklahoma when listing Worst Goddang States In The U.S. of Us. Maybe it's because we primarily associate it with an old-timey musical and forget it is an actual place where people live and work and don't just sing songs...

Alabama Wants To Keep Abortion Clinics From Preying On School Kids With Free Candy

Have you had an aneurysm yet during this primary season as you watch the GOP candidates trip over one another to explain who hates 'bortions, birth control, and oh, let's just be honest, women, the most? The pressure in...

Kentucky’s New Whacknut Governor Suing Planned Parenthood, For The Ladies

We have seen a lot of really dumb reasons for making conservative "pro-life" flared nostrils and GRRRRR noises at women's health clinics. And up until now, we might have said the gold medal for dumbest frickin' reason goes to...