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Posts Tagged ‘prison cellphones’

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Those Were Some of the Most Humid Days of My Life / Back In the Terrible Summer of ‘09

Friday, September 4th, 2009

Summer. It’s over, and not even Bryan Adams can make it sound sexy (you might have bought that six-string at the five-and-dime, but MJ is fucking dead). Anyway, an intern needs your help. Last night he smoked a marijuana cigarette. Will John Ensign ask him to pee in a Dixie cup? True or False? [Spotted: DC Summer Interns] MORE »