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Posts Tagged ‘prison’

You Can Go Home Again, If You’re White

Friday, December 28th, 2007

It's almost like good news, rightDavid Hicks, a white Australian dude, was picked up fighting with the Taliban in 2001 and brought to Guantanamo. He spent 5 years there before he pled guilty last March to providing material support to al Qaeda as part of a deal to serve out the remainder of his sentence back home in Australia. He was released today. There are more than 300 inmates remaining at Guantanamo, 150 of whom we pretty much have no intention of never releasing. I’m guessing none of them are white. [Yahoo News]


Florida Officials Frown on Hot Lesbian Prison Marriage

Friday, October 26th, 2007

Jonathan Demme's humble beginningsI’m sure it seemed like a good — or at least sexy — idea at the time, but eight Florida prison officers found out yesterday that, um, staging a lesbo marriage for two of the prisoners? Maybe not such a good idea! MORE »


Scooter’s Going Up the River

Monday, July 2nd, 2007

The U.S. Court of Appeals in D.C. unanimously rejected Scooter Libby’s plea for bail instead of jail, and that means Al Qaeda’s Dick Cheney’s No. 2 man is off to prison unless Bush pardons the beloved neocon bureaucrat. MORE »


Checking In With Drunken Crook Jim Gibbons

Friday, May 11th, 2007

Harriet Miers Is Really Happy About Gonzo’s Troubles

Tuesday, March 13th, 2007

Political Bloggers No Longer Required To Wear Blue Hats

Friday, January 19th, 2007

Get in the jail, blogger zombies! - WonketteRemember that confusing thing we posted yesterday about some Senate ethics bill that maybe would’ve turned regular political bloggers into some sort of “register or go to prison” lobbyists? Well, we are free at last, thank god thank god. MORE »


Will Our Kitty Finally Go To Jail Forever?

Friday, January 19th, 2007

Enjoy prison, nutty! - WonketteShe’s so much fun, sometimes we forget she’s also a crooked politician who put GWB in the White House and ran with the same bribery crowd as Duke Cunningham. But we got this tip today to remind us all over again:

Was told the FBI, DOJ and DoD investigators made another round of visits to her former staff.

Terse and intriguing! In November, the FBI interviewed two of Katherine Harris’ top staffers — former chiefs of staff Dan Berger and Ben McKay — about all the bribes she took from convicted criminal Mitchell Wade. Let’s see if her precious Jesus can help her now. MORE »


FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Kerry Actually Did Something

Friday, January 12th, 2007

'I've sent people to jail for the rest of their life. ' - WonketteThere is nothing Washington editors fear more than the daily e-mails from Liz Richardson, deputy press secretary to the honorable guy from Massachusetts who isn’t Teddy Kennedy. It’s not because of Liz herself — we don’t know her and can’t blame her for taking whatever job comes up in these tough times — but because her name is attached to these endless John Kerry responses to everything that happens. MORE »


Sam Brownback Learns Tolerance, True Meaning of Christmas

Wednesday, December 13th, 2006

Ultra-conservative Senator Sam Brownback, in Iowa pretending to be a viable presidential candidate, stunned witnesses by declaring that the Republican party wouldn’t necessarily blackball any candidate who suggested demonstrating a tentative support for gay rights, or at least not publicly executing homos. MORE »


Chelsea’s New Father-In-Law Is a Stupid Crook

Friday, December 8th, 2006

Chelsea and Loser's Son - WonketteWedding bells may soon be ringing — what are wedding bells, anyway? — for Chelsea Clinton, but there will be no creepy dance with her new father-in-law, because he’s locked up in prison. MORE »