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Assassination Watch: NSA Totally Didn’t Murder Princess Di

Thursday, December 14th, 2006

The '80s sucked. - WonketteScotland Yard wants the world to know that America certainly did not have Princess Diana assassinated in Paris 10 years ago. Just try to argue with the evidence in this all-new authoritative investigation: MORE »


Crazed British Princess Wanted To Be American First Lady

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

Thank god they killed the nutty broad!According to one of the non-Prince Charles guys who humped her back when she was still alive, the delusional Princess Diana wasn’t satisfied being, you know, a member of the British Royal Family and the eventual Queen of the whole freakin’ kingdom. MORE »