* Democratic Presidential candidates traipse across the country calling on each other to denounce things, people. [WP, MOAR WORDS!
* Tony Snow is happy to confirm he’s not lying, when he’s not lying. 
* Creepiest media moguls to attend conference in creepiest state for creepiest candidate. [MOAR WORDS!
In face paint? With a big gun?
If so, then Prince Harry is your man.