Prince Harry

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! His Royal Highness Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales, better known as Prince Harry Hardcock, has decided to lead his kingdom’s Christian knights in battle against the heathen Pathan. Harry, last seen cavorting with nymphs and maidens in the fabled pleasure domes of Las Vegas, has taken vows as a […]

Now the Muslin youths are associating with each other and everything! This shocking revelation comes along with news that a British royal said something racist once (?!?!?!). Thank you to Wonkette operative Sandra for the tip. [AP]

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