Tag: Prince Harry

♪ It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Prison! ♪ Wonkagenda for Wed., Dec. 27, 2017

Santa Mueller has a present for Paul Manafort, Trump's cabinet is hiding from the press, and Mike Huckabee goes to the movies. Your morning news brief.

2016: The Year We Sexxxed Up Canada’s Justin Trudeau, Sexxxily

Apparently Justin Trudeau has 'political positions' and stuff, but this is not about that.

Hot-Ass Justin Trudeau Can’t Stop Making Sexxx Eyes At Foreign Princes

Hey it's Wednesday, wanna fawn all over Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau for no goddamn reason? Good, we do too. <a href="http://wonkette.com/599553/worlds-sexiest-north-american-leaders-break-entire-internet-with-sexiness"></a>So, the Invictus Games are this really nice thing created by sexxxy Prince Harry, where wounded veterans from all...

Prince Harry To Unsheath His Mighty Sword

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! His Royal Highness Prince Henry Charles Albert David of Wales, better known as Prince Harry Hardcock, has decided to lead his kingdom's Christian knights in battle against the heathen Pathan. Harry, last seen cavorting with nymphs...

America’s ‘Muslin’ Problem Now A Global Threat

Now the Muslin youths are associating with each other and everything! This shocking revelation comes along with news that a British royal said something racist once (?!?!?!). Thank you to Wonkette operative Sandra for the tip.

Daily Briefing: Sticks and Stoners

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