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• Teddy Kennedy is back in Washington. He was welcomed with a banner and brought his puppies, huzzah! [CNN Political Ticker]
• Looks like the Gays have some more anthraxing to do! Prince, the artist formerly known as a human (in the 70s), is against gay marriage too. [Daily Dish]
• Terry McAuliffe is running for Governor of Virginia on the platform of thinking he is running for Governor of Florida and just sort of going with it. [Daily Kos]
• Comically evil military contractor Blackwater USA shipped weapons to Iraq by hiding them in dog food bags. [TPMMuckraker]
• Here is Tim Robbins, writing a tear-stained blog post about how disenfranchised he was on Election Day. [HuffPost]

Good choice, Hill! The American people are tired of the masturbator! Sing along with Hillary! MORE »

* Thanks to the Iraq war and the rich getting richer, there’s a budget surplus projected for 2012. [WP]
* Senators facing reelection in 2008 increase pace of their waddling to escape reporters and pesky questions about Iraq. [WP]
* Walnuts McCain white washes his record of staff-bashing with new “Good Dude Doctrine.” [NYT]
* Barack Obama realizes he doesn’t have a guitar that only plays Purple Rain, chooses to focus campaign on message rather than rock star status. [WP]
* Immigrants and lawbreakers are first to face The Great DNA Harvest. [NYT]
* Traffic jam fetishists to rally against Administration’s “congestion initiative” funding. [WSJ]
* John Edwards has that not-so-fresh feeling. [NYT]
* “The nonbinding resolution would have no more force of law than the one approved Thursday commending the Miss America Organization .” [LAT]

Friday MORE »

AnonHillStaffer: washington is burning yet?
AnonHillStaffer: the news is making it sound like the world is on fire
wonkette: i wish the british police were protecting us. they seem to be better at it.
AnonHillStaffer: they’re better at racial profiling
AnonHillStaffer: we tip toe around it
AnonHillStaffer: they just go after the irish and the muslims
AnonHillStaffer: and those students who are “lost”
AnonHillStaffer: the news headline here was something like “despite the NATIONWIDE MANHUNT, authorities are saying there is no immediate threat”
wonkette: dude — arrested in Minneapolis! awesome!
AnonHillStaffer: haha excellent
AnonHillStaffer: minneapolis has always been the epicenter of international terrorist intrigue
wonkette: probably drinking at the CC Club
AnonHillStaffer: haha
AnonHillStaffer: at prince’s place
wonkette: Paisley Park was the scene of a major anti-terrorist operation today…
wonkette: witnesses say the suspect was reportedly heard telling al-qaeda leaders “I Would Die 4 U” MORE »