Tag: primaries

Our Senate roundup this week moves to Ohio ("The Land Of Burning Rivers"), yet another of the states in which Democrats have a fairly...

Welcome back to our newish feature, our weekly countdown of U.S. Senate races, yes, even the ones where there's no real contest. But...

This week, our Senate preview will be a little different from the usual format: We're off to Maryland, where the two parties' candidates haven't...

Happy Easter, Wonkers! We hope you have all been inspired by the annual rites celebrating the rebirth of pagan fertility gods as distilled through...

We've got another fun Senate race for you this week, kids, and this one's actually a rematch: In Wisconsin, former Sen. Russ Feingold wants...

Welcome to the second installment of our fun new weekly series on the 2016 Senate races. We have about as many weekends between now...

Welcome to an exciting new series from Yr Wonkette, in which we will spend the 30-plus remaining weekends between now Election Day looking at...

OK that headline may be overselling this a little bit. Hillary Clinton is 67, and she is a white grandma lady, so we can forgive her for...

The last primaries of 2014 took place last night, and there's a fun upset-not-upset in the mix! Up in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts (God...

We did not listen to Rand Paul’s Rand Paul Party Response to the State of the Union last night, so we are not sure...

Dan Quayle's weird kid, Congressman Ben, has had a long, fruitful tour through the halls of American power. He made his name writing pornography...

After 36 years in the Senate, Indiana's Dick Lugar will likely see his political career end tonight for the simple reason that he's talked...

Newt, Newt, our hero Newt, what are you talking about? Weren't we supposed to ride this train all the way to Tampa and fuck...

Hi. Tonight we are reminded that this country has 50 states and even some territories, and each must have her chance to say, "Ahem"...

What's Jeb Bush, OLLLLL' JEBBIE, up to these days besides being rich and Mexican? He's not running for president, despite many urgings, because "his...

Ahhh, so THIS is Mittens' plan to win the state he very much needs to win, Michigan: Driving around in a motorcar, through the...

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