Considering Rudy Giuliani’s very special relationship with accused child-fucker/pedophile ringleader Monsignor Alan J. Placa, it seems like we should keep up with the priests-fucking-children thing because who knows how many of them will end up running DoJ or whatever if, by some terrible/orchestrated terrorist attack, Giuliani somehow becomes Dictator for Life. MORE »

Holy christ, after coming up with the most inane, torn-from-last-year’s headlines, cockamamie, sub-Hitchcockian dime-store psychoanalysis-lite excuse imaginable for Mark Foley’s actions, someone found him a priest to take the fall. His name is Anthony Mercieca, he lives on the (apparently real) “island of Gozo,” and the Sarasota Herald-Tribune scored an awesome interview with him. MORE »