Tag Archives: pride

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Lucky Charms Totally Gonna Make Everyone Gay All Over Again This Year

It’s Pride Month, which means that it is time for us to talk yet again about how General Mills cereals are super duper gay. In 2012, we had some real heroes protest General Mills’s headquarters because they did not wish for the gays to burn in hell. In 2013, WND had to cry conserva-tears over the fact that Lucky Charms did a gay-loving ad. We’re sure they’re ramping up to cry hot thick tears of sadness again, because it’s time for that leprechaun cereal to get all gay again. Read more on Lucky Charms Totally Gonna Make Everyone Gay All Over Again This Year…
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David Brooks To Teach Next Generation Of Elites To Be ‘Humble,’ At Yale

Yes, by virtue of his New York Times column and his occasional PBS appearances, David Brooks has been qualified to teach something. And — get this — it is a class in HUMILITY. Which will be taught to the children of the 1% at Yale.  Everything about this begs to be made fun of. Read more on David Brooks To Teach Next Generation Of Elites To Be ‘Humble,’ At Yale…
  vengeance is mine sayeth the lord

God Due To ‘Stand His Ground’ Against Tampa’s Republican Convention, With Hurricane Maybe

Everybody panic! Some dude at Examiner.com looked at a bunch of funny gifs of a maybe-hurricane and decided it might hit Tampa (and your Editrix!) just in time for the RNC! Where will we shelter from the possible storm? Probably a titty bar. But far more important than whether or not we (by which we mean “I”) are murdered by the vengeful weather is what could have angered the deity to call down this Old Testament (it is even named Isaac, we think?) smiting: Read more on God Due To ‘Stand His Ground’ Against Tampa’s Republican Convention, With Hurricane Maybe…
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A Children’s Treasury of Americans/Gays Liking America/Gays

Hundreds or maybe thousands of people gathered in Dupont Circle on Saturday to watch the USA vs. England match, and for the first time since Obama was inaugurated, Washingtonians were united in their love of America. There were earnest, non-ironic chants of “USA …USA!” There were raucous renditions of “London Bridges Falling Down” (nothing says soccer powerhouse like nursery rhymes). There were people draped in — and not burning — American flags, actively rooting for their country to win! Read more on A Children’s Treasury of Americans/Gays Liking America/Gays…
 

Republican Strategists, Sex, MySpace, and Pride: A Heartwarming DC Tale

It’s getting so that a couple nice young girls can’t drive up to DC for the Pride parade without getting openly propositioned by Republican Strategists who give them their real names and business cards these days. Take, for example, the MySpace blog of one such lady, whose sordid tale is reprinted (as a warning to the well-endowed) below: More of the story (i.e. “holy crap, this guy’s, like, important or something”), after the jump. Read more on Republican Strategists, Sex, MySpace, and Pride: A Heartwarming DC Tale…
 

Seasons Greetings

Great Moments in the Same-Sex Marriage Debate [Senate Majority Project] Earlier: We’re Trying to Fit a “I Love My Dead, Gay Son” Joke In Here, but We Can’t Quite Manage It Read more on Seasons Greetings…