Sad RNC Party Pictures Reveal Fresh November Wounds
Monday, January 8th, 2007
If you, working from our December advice, crashed the 2006 RNC Holiday Party, we apologize. Because the pictures of it are online, and it looks ghastly. This could’ve been the RNC event that happened the same night as the CNN party — one of the highlights of that night was watching suits with RNC badges get out of cabs only to be refused entrance to Teatro Goldoni. MORE »
If you, working from our December advice, crashed the 2006 RNC Holiday Party, we apologize. Because the pictures of it are online, and it looks ghastly. This could’ve been the RNC event that happened the same night as the CNN party — one of the highlights of that night was watching suits with RNC badges get out of cabs only to be refused entrance to Teatro Goldoni. MORE »
Ho ho ho, so much for that “no news until next year” tradition. The world is coming apart at the seams and only copious amounts of Holiday Cheer(tm) will dull the pain. Welcome to the World Gone Wrong: 
We ignored the tragic tale of Reverend Paul Barnes for several days, because he’s not exactly a White House insider like supergay meth-addict Ted Haggard. But the forbidden man-love troubles of Rev. Paul led the Colorado evangelical pastor to resign in shame Monday, and his congregation of 2,100 anti-gay suburban Jesus Freaks will somehow get through this difficult time by secretly masturbating to gay porn on the Internets. 