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Posts Tagged ‘pretty pictures’

PRESIDENTIAL PORN

White House Photog Puts Everything On Flickr

Wednesday, April 29th, 2009

'Thanks for the dog, bro.'
Such fun, back in the day, when you could look at “Barack Obama’s Photostream” on the Flickr. But then, he became President, and suddenly no more fun pictures. Well, rejoice! White House photographer Pete Souza uploaded a whole bunch of great White House Official Pix, and you can look at them, because you OWN them (if you paid taxes). MORE »


TWO WEEKS OF CHEAP BEAUTY

Skinny Adrian Brody Loves Cherry Blossoms!

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

The cell phone is in many ways like The Piano.
Oh who is that handsome young skinny man taking cell-phone pictures of Washington’s beloved cherry blossoms? It is Adrian Brody, the famous actor, that’s who! Thanks to Wonkette Operative “TEEBS” for the picture.


TWO WEEKS OF CHEAP BEAUTY

Cherry Blossoms Save Washington, America

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Purty!
Look, these pretty things are a-bloomin’ all over the Tidal Basin shores and whatnot. This was obviously taken yesterday, when the foul rain wasn’t pissing down upon the Nation’s Capital. But it should be kind of sunny tomorrow, so make sure you take a long three-hour lunch, enjoy the famous cherry blossoms given to us by Japan on December 7, 1941, and then come back to the office only to find you’ve been picked for the new round of layoffs because what the fuck, a three-hour lunch, in this economy? Photo by Wonkette’s Elizabeth Askew.


PURTY PICTURES

Happy Snow Day, Mister President!

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

It's up to your knees out there.
White House star photographer Pete Souza is just cold runnin’ around snapping pictures of the snow blanketing Washington today. The shadowy female figure walking through the snow is a terrible ghost. [White House]


SEXY MAMAS

Sexy Ladies of the Great Depression

Wednesday, February 18th, 2009

Hawt!That Daily Kos blogger with delusions of being Dorothea Lange got us thinking … about how HAWT all those Depression Gals were, compared to, say, America’s current underclass. Amoral affair-having cancer-patient-exploiting day-trading parasitic hack David Denby will surely peck out a very outraged booklet, for Jezebel, about this Children’s Treasury of Dorothea’s Lange’s Sexiest Photographs. But first, he will masturbate to them. MORE »