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Posts Tagged ‘press releases’

More Fun With Harry Reid Press Releases

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

Following on the heels of yesterday’s gem, here’s a snippet from another great press release from Harry Reid: MORE »


What About ‘Bob’? New OMB Guy Seems Really, Really Boring

Tuesday, April 18th, 2006

Jeez, this Rob Portman character — the new head of the Office of Management and Budget — appears to be a real sleeper. At 11:37 AM, Sen. Harry Reid’s office sent out the following statement by email: MORE »


Press Release of the Day: NRCC

Monday, April 3rd, 2006

Congratulations to the National Republican Congressional Committee for sending us today’s most amusing/depressing press release:
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TROTSKY STUMPS FOR ANTHONY WEINER! MORE »


Press Release of the Day: Ari’s Desperate

Friday, March 31st, 2006

fleischer.jpgAri! You’re reduced to this? MORE »


With Improved Access to Funny Headlines, Too

Monday, March 27th, 2006

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Well, we cant make too much fun of the CNN.com crew — their site looks a hell of a lot better than ours does right now. MORE »


Reader Complaints Day Continued: Part D

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

medicare.jpgUp next on “Complaints From People We Made Fun Of Yesterday Day” is liberal non-profit Americans United. MORE »


Press Release of the Day: Charlie Sheen Will Not Be Ignored

Thursday, March 23rd, 2006

sheen911.jpgGuys, we hate to break it to you, but the media can — and will — ignore Charlie Sheen. It is the only healthy, sensible thing to do. MORE »


A Graphical Illustration of the State of the Democratic Party, Rendered In Press Releases

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2006

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Expert Briefing to Conference Call in three Media Advisories. Beat that, Republicans.


A Cause We’d Also Like to See Hitch Orgnize A Rally For

Friday, March 10th, 2006

wt.jpgA representative of “The Distilled Spirits Council of the Untied States” (can we please score an invite to one of your council meetings?), guessing (quite correctly) that he’d found a loyal ally in Wonkette, just sent us a press release responding to (or correcting, sort of?) a 20/20 piece that hasn’t actually aired yet. Because we believe very strongly in the mission of the good people at the Distilled Spirits Council, we’d like to point you to their letter to ABC. MORE »


What Hath Crunk Wrought?

Friday, March 10th, 2006

crunk.jpgMost worrying press release of the day: MORE »