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Posts Tagged ‘press releases’

Tom Price Hates the ’90s

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

URGENT: Can someone help us make sense of this release from Rep. Tom Price’s office?
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This is what we’ve got so far: MORE »


Press Releases We Wish We Hadn’t Read: One in an Occasional Series

Monday, February 12th, 2007

raylaura.jpgWhat we learned: MORE »


Barry Hussein Obama Is On To You, John Kerry

Thursday, January 25th, 2007

Plotting, always plotting... - WonketteObama released a brief statement yesterday celebrating John Kerry’s decision not to lose the campaign for the Presidency again in 2008. The Senator from Illinois minced no words: MORE »


John Kerry Totally Gay For Tom Brady, As If You Needed More Reasons to Hate the Man

Thursday, January 18th, 2007

Oh, John Kerry. We’re just going to reprint your entire blast email, because a summary could not do justice to its obnoxious inanity. MORE »


Lohan and Gore Send Out Politically/Morally Correct Press Release

Tuesday, December 12th, 2006

IT’S TRUE, IT’S ALL TRUE. MORE »


Only If You Ask Nice

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

There’s Nothing There To Trust, Just Lust

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

waysmeanslust.jpgDespite doubts, the Senate insists it can find funds for MATURE AFFECTION before recess.


Press Release of the Day: US Education Secretary Pulls a Reverse Wilt Chamberlain

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

100blackmen.jpg“…and a little lady.”