Thanks, as always, to porn. A press release headlined “‘Nappy Headed Ho’s’ Movie May Fund Imus Retirement” found its way to our inbox today. It’s a heartwarming offer from some California porn producers to give $1 from each DVD sold of an upcoming release to Don Imus.

Nappy Headed Ho’s stars girls with closely twisted or curled hair (the dictionary definition of “nappy”), who have sex for money (the dictionary definition of “ho”).

That’s the kind of truth in advertising we just can’t get from the rest of the so-called mainstream media.

If Imus refuses to accept the money, the good people at Kick Ass Pictures have decided to donate it to the United Negro College Fund.

Full release after the jump.

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Justice at last! George W. Bush is about to be impeached and arrested, or vice versa — for trying to murder some guy at Boeing, or something.

Obviously, due to Supreme Court case 05-140, Nancy Pelosi has to order the Police to immediately seize the president and put him on trial.

The case was apparently thrown out last month. That’s probably what “The motions for leave to file petitions for rehearing are denied” means, right? But we’re as anxious to see Bush convicted of murder as any patriotic American, so we’ll show you the whole press release, after the jump.

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URGENT: Can someone help us make sense of this release from Rep. Tom Price’s office?

This is what we’ve got so far: MORE »

What we learned: MORE »

Obama released a brief statement yesterday celebrating John Kerry’s decision not to lose the campaign for the Presidency again in 2008. The Senator from Illinois minced no words: MORE »

Oh, John Kerry. We’re just going to reprint your entire blast email, because a summary could not do justice to its obnoxious inanity. MORE »

IT’S TRUE, IT’S ALL TRUE. MORE »

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Despite doubts, the Senate insists it can find funds for MATURE AFFECTION before recess.

“…and a little lady.”

Selections from the occasional blast emails from a deputy press secretary with the Government Reform Committee:

From: [reacted]@mail.house.gov
Sent: Thursday, May 25, 2006 3:16 PM
To: [redacted]
Subject: 5-25-06 Chmn. Tom Davis’ Letter to OMB

How are you? I hope this email finds you well.

Please find the attached letter from Chairman Tom Davis to Ms. Karen Evans of the Office of Management and Budget regarding the TCE contract and how it runs counter to the goal of establishing an efficient government-wide communications environment.

After the jump, derangement sets in.

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