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Posts Tagged ‘press release’

John Edwards Loses Points for Being From This Jerkoff’s State

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

northcarolinagov.jpgThis actual press release from the North Carolina governor, a Demrat, has a lot more to say about dumb shit his family did over Christmas (mostly more woodworking), but we’ll stop here. Just wanted to balance the stupid of Iowa with that of some other… the Sout… Colorad… well anywhere else in the country.


Press Release of the Day: Whatcha Gonna Do Without Your Ass

Monday, January 22nd, 2007