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Posts Tagged ‘press corps’

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Kurtz Paddles to Center of Media Spotlight

Monday, November 21st, 2005

Im Getting DizzyIn her article on the issues raised by Howie Kurtz’s CNN gig allowing him to comment on his other gig at the Washington Post, where he also comments on CNN, Kit Seelye interviews Kurtz critics Mickey Kaus and Jack Shafer. Shafer reaches for a metaphor: “This is the duck-billed platypus of journalism, an egg-laying mammal with fur - it’s just something very bizarre.” An egg-laying mammal with fur and perhaps a meth problem, as these critics of Kurtz writing about his employer both work at Slate, which is owned by the Washington Post. As a Corner reader has pointed out, this is something Seelye doesn’t mention. MORE »


WHITE HOUSE

WH Pool Report: Under Scotty’s Skirts Edition

Thursday, November 17th, 2005

Puffy SuitsIn this White House pool report: too much information.

[Scott McClellan] denied he had ever worn a kilt. Stressed he had no intention of doing so.

We suspect that this kilt question may be the subject of an ongoing investigation.

Full report after the jump, including surreal scene of Korean firefighters in spacesuits:

With their visors down, and yellow bands on their arms, some looked as if they were dressed for an outbreak of avian flu. About half a dozen, on bended knee, holding on their fire hoses, gamely provided the human foreground for several White House staff photos.

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WH Pool Report: The President Rides Scooter

Wednesday, November 16th, 2005

YahoopsIn this White House pool report, the President conquers his demons, and gets another scooter out of the White House:

The Leader of the Free World did, indeed, hop onto a Segway scooter and cruised for an undetermined distance at the Guest House under the no-doubt admiring gaze of his Japanese host. Duffy, through Carroll, said the new Segway was a gift from the president to the prime minister. One has to use one’s imagination as to how fast the President-guided the Segway or whether he managed a more graceful dismount than the last time he was seen on one of these scooters.

We like to think he rode it one handed, whooping, yelling, “Suck on it, Fitzy!!! SUCK IT!”

Full report after the jump.

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WHITE HOUSE

Scott McClellan Gets No Respect

Tuesday, November 15th, 2005

He Gets Lied To Then He CriedPRWeek recently surveyed some reporters and public affairs specialists in an attempt to help White House spokesman Scott McClellan out of his credibility hole. One excellent piece of advice: “[When reporters] come up to him after a press briefing, pat him on the back, and say, ‘Hey Scott,’ they do that because they still need him. He should not mistake that for respect.” MORE »


WHITE HOUSE

Decoding the Note: Slowdownyoutalktoofast

Monday, November 14th, 2005

From today’s Note:

Give It A Fucking Rest
We always suspected it was hard to type with Dan Bartlett’s dick in your mouth. MORE »


WHITE HOUSE

The White House’s War on Transcripts

Tuesday, November 8th, 2005

Poor Lied To ScottyUsually, the White House just puts words into Scott McClellan’s mouth. Last week, the press office tried to wrench them into the transcripts of White House briefings provided by CQ and the Federal News Service. At issue: McClellan’s uncharacteristically candid affirmation of a statement by NBC’s David Gregory, set forth by CQ and FNS as:

One Version
The White House heard it differently:
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The thoughtful White House press operation called CQ and FNS to complain. Er, to correct. Media maven Dana Perino told CQ she “just [wanted] to let you know it is not accurate, as you had it in the transcript.” Also, she added, war is peace and freedom is slavery. FYI.

Full CQ story after the jump. DISCLAIMER: We hesitate to rob CQ of their $35K a year per sub by providing this article free of charge, especially since some portion of that fee pays the rent. Another portion goes for the gin. Also, Chris Lehmann is my husband.

Watch for yourself here. The exchange starts about 5:30 into the briefing.

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WH Pool Report: Hey Sailor Edition

Monday, November 7th, 2005

In this White House pool report, we are all disappointed.

From: White House Press Releases
Date: Nov 7, 2005 2:47 PM
Subject: POOL REPORT 3A, 11/7/05 MORE »


WHITE HOUSE

Sympathy Lays at the WH

Friday, November 4th, 2005

Hear Come The WaterworksCovering the White House sounds like an important and exciting career, but in many ways, it’s like any other job: There’s a lot of busy work, your bosses make unreasonable demands, and when things get slow, you gossip about who in the office you’d have sex with. Thus we were not surprised to hear that a recent journalist confab, talk turned to WHSILF (”White House Staffers I’d Like to Fuck”). The verdict: Pickings are slim, and surely there are some kinks. Bush, opined one, would be fine, but “he would probably slap your butt with a towel like you were in the locker room.” And Scott McLellan? “He would just cry afterwards.”


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EXCLUSIVE: First Peek at Matt Cooper’s PlameGate Masterpiece!

Friday, November 4th, 2005

Eh Not So Much AlikeFrom high above the Southern Hemisphere, an operative on Air Force One espied the Time scribe’s fledgling literary effort:

Time’s Matt Cooper is working on a book proposal. In a race with the New York Times’ Judith Miller, the White House press corps’ version of William Conrad (only slightly less sweaty) knows that the market just won’t bear two self-righteous reporters sniveling about their woes (and Miller’s got 85 days in the clink to pad out her book). MORE »


GEORGE W. BUSH

President Bush Does the Macarena

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005

At a roundtable with Latin American journalists, Bush proved that no matter how bad things get, it’s important to keep your sense of humor:

Q Mr. President, in Argentina, you will have a bilateral meeting with President Kirchner.
 THE PRESIDENT:  Si.
 Q What I want to know — sources of the government told me that they would ask you about more cooperation on support for Argentina, you know, in the IMF fund –
 THE PRESIDENT: IMF.
 Q Exactly.
 THE PRESIDENT: Please don’t tell me that the government leaks secrets about conversations to the –
 Q  Well, I have my sources in the government.
 THE PRESIDENT:  You do?  Okay, well I’m not going to ask you who they are, of course.  (Laughter.)
 Q  No, please. 
 THE PRESIDENT:  Inside joke here, for my team.

Er, yeah. Perhaps you should have tried to keep things inside to begin with, eh?

Speaking of things that shouldn’t get let out of the bag, we also liked his response to a question about Argentina building a nuclear reactor in Venezuela:

Maybe it makes sense.  I haven’t really studied the proposal.  And I look forward to — hope President Kirchner shares with me the concept, the notion, the idea.

The proposal, the issue, the dream. Whatever. Don’t tell Korea. Also, he later invites the unfortunately named Macarena to dance on the table.

Does anyone know if disorientation is a symptom of avian flu?

Full briefing after the jump.

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Jeff Gannon’s Column

Monday, October 31st, 2005

Mmmmmm Mariney!E&P reports that Jeff Gannon’s Washington Blade column isn’t so popular. There’s a lot dancing around whether or not Gannon is really gay — the Blade editor apparently sees him as some kind of ambassador from the mental red states — but one thing is clear: “The public reaction to my columns has been predictably negative and shrill.” Well, with your clothes on, sure. There’s only one column of yours that most gay boys are interested in, Jeff. And it doesn’t have your email at the end. MORE »