Tag: press conference

Donald Trump And Angela Merkel Met And All We Got Was This Unending Shame

Donald Trump and Angela Merkel - WORST DATE EVER!

What Bad Dudes Are We Deporting Today? Dads And DREAMers, Of Course

More dispatches from the New Cruelty

Kinder, Gentler, Definitely Sane Trump Holds Press Conference To Tell Press To Fuck Right Off

Donald Trump had a press conference, and it was definitely a thing.

Donald Trump And Justin Trudeau Hold A Presser: An ‘Alternative’ Transcript

Here is a thing that happened.

Obama Refuses To Publicly Kick Russian And FBI Ass In End-Of-Year Press Conference

He's so classy all the time, WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO CLASSY ALL THE TIME?
Which one's the moderate?

Trump’s Victory Thank You Tour Marching Into Cincinnati, Will Annex Sudetenland

Donald Trump's going on tour. Why? Who needs a reason? He loves rallies.
Are we sure he's not just Bill Maher with funny hair? Funnier hair?

What The Hell Has Happened To Wikileaks?

If you can't trust WikiLeaks, who can you trust? Yr Wonkette, of course.

Hillary Clinton Returns To Campaigning, Somehow Doesn’t Topple Over Dead

Hillary Clinton is all better and back to campaigning. Cue the 'lingering doubts' narrative!
Who ya got?

Donald Trump Wishes He Could Haul Off And Punch DNC Speakers Like BAM! So Hard

Donald Trump says he'd really like to hit some of the speakers at the Democratic convention really hard. Metaphorically. For now.
No idea who's responsible for this work of sheer genius. Let us know so we can give proper credit!

Donald Trump Tells Best Bud Vladimir Putin, Sure, Go Ahead And Keep Crimea. You Earned It!

Donald Trump might have said he's considering reversing American policy and recognizing Russia's annexation of Ukraine. Or he might not have understood the question. Does it matter?

MSNBC: Let’s Invade San Bernardino Suspect’s Mom’s Privacy, For ‘Journalism’

Hey ALL THE MEDIA, you still having fun investigatin' the San Bernardino terrorist attack? (Yes, we can call it that now, because the FBI confirmed it. See how that works, Fox News?) Have you come up with any new...

FBI Finally Calls It Terrorism, Fox News Needs New Shorts

For viewers at home who were hoping, for some sick reason we cannot fathom, the deadly shooting Wednesday in San Bernardino, California, by now-dead suspects Syed Farook and Tashfeen Malik, was a terrorist attack -- instead of simply another one of those...
NO MORE QUESTIONS!

Ben Carson Didn’t Fabricate His Entire Life Story, Obama Did!

Ben Carson is SO MAD, BROS AND LADY-BROS! He is being persecuted by all these liberal media types asking him quote unquote "questions" about his life story, and all the parts of it that don't quite add up, which is unfair...

President Obama: Afghanistan War Going So Great, Let’s Never Leave!

Remember how President Obama was going to pull all of our troops out of Afghanistan by the end of 2016, and then we would finally be done Never Forgetting 9/11 by bombing the crap out of Afghans? And, oh yeah, sometimes...