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In the second installment of videographer Richard Blakeley’s two part series exploring the sex appeal of the candidates, Rod Townsend, Gawker’s Author of Future Tense provides a randy top’s perspective on the sexiest Presidential candidates. We’d type more, but we need another shower after the imagery he helpfully provides.

In the first of a two-part series by videographer Richard Blakeley, Gawker’s Advice Columnist Tionna Tee Smalls breaks the candidates down by “Hot or Not.” You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll be hard pressed to disagree on most of her choices because the author of Girl, Get Your Mind Right can’t be wrong.

Obama is sexy and powerful, please don’t shoot him. Fred Thompspon’s mug? Hot mess. Hillary… she’s been busted for years now (get some rest, lose the Trump comb over). Tionna Tee Smalls splains it all. MORE »