Tag Archives: presidential library

  parade of horribles

Cool Obama Presidential Library Outhouse Parade Float Is What America Is All About

How was your Fourth of July? Did you celebrate ‘Merica? Maybe you attended a small-town parade, because those are always a testament to joy and open-mindedness. You probably wish you’d gone to this cool parade in Norfolk, Nebraska, that featured an “Obama Presidential Library” float where the “library” was an outhouse, because that is some quality humor. Read more on Cool Obama Presidential Library Outhouse Parade Float Is What America Is All About…
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Watch Jimmy Carter Take This Whippersnapper Stephen Colbert To School (Video)

Let’s just get it out there: We just love Jimmy Carter, and we’d watch him on the Morning Farm Report. Put him across a table from Stephen Colbert, and we are there — or our DVR is. He’s having fun, and has obviously done his homework: he’s perfectly ready for the back-and forth with Colbert. If it’s a little short on life-changing epiphanies (and why are you looking for life-changing epiphanies on late-night basic cable anyway?), it’s a lot of fun to watch Jimmy play with the Colbert Persona. Carter has been making the talk show rounds to flog his new book, A Call to Action: Women, Religion, Violence, and Power, which gives him the chance to cut off Colbert with a lovely correction: Read more on Watch Jimmy Carter Take This Whippersnapper Stephen Colbert To School (Video)…
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Jimmy Carter Explains All The Awesome Things George W. Bush Did, After Jimmy Carter Asked Him To

First things first: Jimmy Carter is 88 years old. So who was the energetic youngster who just STOLED GEORGE W. BUSH’S LIBERRY CEREMONY? So Jimmy Carter* got up to make a nice speech about George W. Bush, because “civility.” He opened with fond memories of the stolen election of 2000, during which the crowd was clearly waiting for something awful to fall out of his mouth, but instead he just used the anecdote to explain that everything good that George W. Bush ever did** was because Jimmy Carter asked him to. JIMMEH! Read more on Jimmy Carter Explains All The Awesome Things George W. Bush Did, After Jimmy Carter Asked Him To…
  journamalism

How Is Obama Murdering Ronald Reagan With His Bare Black Hands Today?

Hey, did you guys hear this not at all completely hypothetical and fictional and made up (that is what “fictional” means) story about how Barack Obama is personally going to tear down Ronald Reagan’s childhood home with his bare black hands? So he can put his presidential library on it? Why would he even need a presidential library? What is he, some kind of “celebrity”? Oh, right, the story is hypothetical and fictional and made up and isn’t gonna happen? But Newsmax and Fox News and the conservative guy at Mediaite reported that it is? Imagine that. Here is the lede to Marti Lotman’s story in Newsmax. The University of Chicago Medical Center has announced plans to turn Ronald Reagan’s childhood home in Chicago into a parking lot for President Barack Obama’s library. Would you believe every single word in that lede is wrong? Whaaaaa? Read more on How Is Obama Murdering Ronald Reagan With His Bare Black Hands Today?…