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Liveblogging the New Orleans Presidential Address

Thursday, September 15th, 2005

First, a warning: The first martini is in the process of being consumed at this very moment. Who knows where I’ll be by nine. Second: If the President is addressing the flood victims, why is he in New Orleans? I thought we finally succeeded in getting most of the people out of the city. If he wants to talk to people who lost everything, shouldn’t he be at the Astrodome or something?

Bush to Outline New Aid Package in Address [AP]

9:02 PM My that was a long walk.
9:04 PM “A wasteful storm” as opposed to productive ones he’s so fond of. Also, “we” saw “dead bodies lying in the street”: Good thing they put together that DVD for him.
9:06 PM He’s more wooden than ever. He only looks comfortable when talking about how powerful America is. He’s  like a national Viagra commercial. “If your patriotism should last longer than four hours….”

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Where Will W Go?

Wednesday, September 14th, 2005

Slate’s John Dickerson invites readers to play both Karl and Kreskin, suggesting the location Bush should deliver his Thursday night address and divining where he will deliver it. Well, this is easy: MORE »