Tag: president obama

Wonkers. Look above. Watch the video of Wonkette Baby GRRRRRAWWWWWWRING like a lion, over and over again. Don't you feel peaceful now? Aren't you...

Surprise, they're freaked out about trans people going potty!

Just last week, we were telling you about how, last year, Obama nominated a known homosexican, Eric Fanning, to be secretary of the Army, but...

The trans folk are making Sen. Inhofe very pee-shy. ALLEGEDLY.

Alex Jones is a reasonable person who believes Donald Trump would make a good president, and Michelle Obama murdered Joan Rivers to keep her penis a secret.

It's a pity he's too shy to say what he really thinks.

Sad news about the global warming hoax, you guys. Turns out that the liberal scientists are so committed to their big lie that they're...

How's our awful Federal Government persecuting with Bolshevik fury our Corporate Persons' most important representatives this week?? Let's count the ways. (There are two...

Oh look, it is an old picture of Wonkette Baby Donna Rose eating soup, like a lady! Why are we showing you this...

Your president is out there making LOL sounds again. Just this week, he was saying OMG you guys have you even SEEN this fool...

Sen. Tom Cotton opened his Arkansan mouth anus again, and what came out was unsurprising. Yes, the babyfaced pig trough of a man...

Where do Barry Bamzgasm The Dictator Obama and his wife Michelle The Vegetable Enforcer get off? First they larked about in Ted Cruz's homeland singing...

As promised, Oval-Office-thiever-in-chief Barry B. Bamz O'Baby YoMama nominated a perfectly reasonable and qualified white dude to fill the vacancy on the Supreme Court. As...

Every so often it's important for us to check in with the GOP's greatest mind. No, not Ann Coulter, she's a crusty pile of...

Hooray, the president of America, Barack the Great, has made a nominee to replace Dead Antonin Scalia's rotting flesh 'n' bones on the Supreme...

Despite stern warnings from Senate Republicans that so-called "President" Obama better not do anything crazy, like act as if he is the president, the...

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