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Posts Tagged ‘president bush’

Alito: Almost Qualified!

Monday, January 9th, 2006

Bush Administration Officially Below Average

Thursday, December 8th, 2005

True, it’s already old news that the 9/11 Public Discourse Project gave the Bush Administration and Congress a lousy report card for their efforts to ensure our homeland against future terrorist attacks. But while we know the Project handed out plenty of D’s and F’s in esoteric, post-graduate subjects like “Improve airline passenger pre-screening” and “Maximum Effort By U.S. Government To Secure WMD,” we decided to tally up all the grades and determine an overall GPA. MORE »


I Had to Make Fun of Her At Some Point

Tuesday, November 15th, 2005

Ok, Cindy Sheehan is going back to Crawford for Thanksgiving. Does anyone care anymore? Hell, I spent way too much of my summer out there covering her and I sure don


George Bush and Tom Cruise Starring in

Monday, November 14th, 2005

It almost seems criminally easy using the ingredients of Tom Cruise, Scientology and Karl Rove to tell a joke. But the real tragedy is the lack of a good punch line. MORE »


Stop Asking Me, “What’s Wrong?”

Friday, November 11th, 2005

That biased liberal media. Always trying to take down the president and give conservatives a bad name. Other than the Alito nomination, Bush


Leaving the Nest

Thursday, November 10th, 2005

During yesterday


What Makes W. Run?

Thursday, August 25th, 2005

The AP sits down and tries to reckon with how much gas is involved in keeping President Bush in motion, what with the limos, the Crawford pick-up and that big Air Force plane he tools around in. The White House releases no official fuel-consumption figures for POTUS, but it does seem to add up: MORE »