The White House is throwing a big fancy special Pope dinner on Wednesday, complete with German Pope food and German birthday cake for “Benedict XVI,” who turns 81 years old that night. But vindictive old pope Joseph Ratzinger refuses to show up, even though he’ll be a few blocks away in Washington that very evening! MORE »

How can you, the news consumer, know for sure that the apocalypse has begun? Experts say it’s when ABC News goes with a headline like “Did Bush’s Grandfather Steal Geronimo’s Skull?”

Learn exciting facts about Our Nation’s History and the ritual abuse of Native American body parts, after the jump.

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We ran across some hilariously frightening photographs today that basically prove Prescott Bush wasn’t just a powerful Senator who funded Hitler’s rise to power and fathered some of the worst people ever born — he was also basically the Dick Cheney to various presidents such as “I Like” Ike Eisenhower, Richard Nixon and probably Bill Clinton, somehow.

Prescott Bush, right, helps President Eisenhower sign the executive order making John Kennedy illegal.

More foto fun, after the jump.

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