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Late Night Shots Doods Fall For Hipster Gals

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Under Confederate Flag Finger BangOMFG, the Late Night Shots douchebags have suddenly realized their gals are kind of dumb and bland, and now the LNS doods have developed a collective boner for pretty hipster girls at the Black Cat and Rock ‘n Roll Hotel! But how will the LNS guys disguise their doucheness while trying to get some indie chick action? Read the tragic discussion, after the jump. MORE »