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Stock Up Now On Your End Times Accessories For Dorks And Paranoids

If you are rational folk (and some tiny portion of you, we presume, must not just be whimsical drunks), you probably feel like you made it thru Bamz’ first term OK. The sky didn’t fall, banks weren’t nationalized, no one took away your guns, and no one really managed to give you socialist healthcare (THANK GOD FOR THAT). On the other hand, if you are the sorta given to paranoia, the Kenyan socialist pretender’s relatively sleepy (EXCEPT FOR KILLING BIN LADEN. BOOYA!) centrist first term is merely the portent of doom to come, the not-calm before the storm, the harbinger of the apocalypse. And with all that ready to come crashing down on you, you’d better get prepping: Read more on Stock Up Now On Your End Times Accessories For Dorks And Paranoids…