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Bush To Bomb Iran Tomorrow

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

Oh noes!George W. Bush has two great ambitions in life: to be the president of Major League Baseball, and to bomb Iran. He will accomplish the second in his waning days in public office before retiring and turning his attention to the very important task of running the sport of baseball into the ground. MORE »