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Nice Time! Arizona State Rep. Gives Secular-Humanist Invocation, Has Not Yet Been Stoned
An atheist state legislator opened Tuesday afternoon’s session of the Arizona House of Representatives with an invocation in which he asked his colleagues to not bow their heads, referred to his secular humanist beliefs, and quoted Carl Sagan. Miraculously, no one shouted “You lie!” or even walked out in response to the invocation by state [...]
North Carolina Patriots Simply Do Not Care For United States Constitution Tellin’ Them What To Do
Are you a Muslin, or a Jewish, or a Godless, or a witch? Then it is time for you to get the h-e-double-hockey-sticks out of North Carolina! Republicans there — including the House Majority Leader — have sponsored a bill saying that mean ol’ Constitution, despite a couple centuries’ worth of law and jurisprudence and [...]
Romney Mega Prayer Is Real Thing Starting Right Now, Just Might Work: THE LIVEBLOOG
The mysterious entity that created RomneyMegaPrayer.com has already pretty much conceded the election to Barack Obama. “Sort of depressing, isn’t it? Pretty much no amount of campaigning at this point is going to change things. Obama’s going to win,” the cartoon lady in the infographic tells us. “However, a question has been on my mind [...]
You’d Better Take Part In the National Day of Prayer, Or God Will Explode DC
TIM PAWLENTY 2012! Sorry, NATIONAL DAY OF PRAYER!
Gabrielle Giffords Has Won God’s Prayer Sweepstakes, According To Fox
“Nearly 8 in 10 American voters say they believe prayers helped Arizona Rep. Gabrielle Giffords survive the Tucson shooting, according to a Fox News poll released Thursday.” Well, there you have it. We now know why Giffords has made such an amazing recovery: She was a popular subject of prayers, and if there’s one thing [...]
We Did Everything We Were Supposed To, But Robert Byrd Is Still Alive!
No idea if this is a hoax or not, but a self-identified Republican, “Abraham” — like the famous Jew! — called into CSPAN to ask Republican Sen. John Barrasso why Robert Byrd hadn’t died after Tom Coburn had instructed everyone to pray for it, and they had acquiesced? Maybe Tom Coburn doesn’t know God so [...]
Terrifying Footage Of Michele Bachmann Prayer Ritual
Hey guys, nevermind, you don’t have to bother asking God to forgive our nation anymore while everyone else in the room moans, Michele Bachmann just took care of that. Oh and also, you don’t need to shout-pray in your raspiest whine for God to kill the Senate health care bill anymore either, some other crazy [...]
Hilarious Monica Conyers Could Be Indicted Today, DEMANDS People Pray For Her
Unbelievably batshit Detroit City Council member Monica Conyers, comparatively young wife of old Congressman John Conyers, may finally go to jail for being an insane, violent criminal. She “has received a pre-indictment letter from federal authorities who have given her until the end of today to reach a plea deal or they will proceed with [...]
Not All McCain Staffers Are Godless Heathens
At this point everybody knows about how Sarah Palin griped at some GOP dinner last week about how there was nobody to pray with before the vice presidential debate besides her speech coach/daughter, Piper. And Jesus. Naturally, McCain aides who suffered by her side for months, TWO WHOLE MONTHS, are furious at the suggestion that [...]
Silly Christians Praying For Cheaper Gasoline
Oil hit a new record price today, hooray! It briefly touched $146.23 a barrel before settling down to the much more normal price of, er, $145.85. A gallon of gasoline is averaging $4.09 in the patriotic United States — with D.C. at $4.16, New York at $4.30 and West Coast prices over $4.50. Why do [...]
Secret Culprit Behind Spitzer’s Shame: Jesus
If We Put Our Hands Together, Will God Make Huckabee President?
Georgia Gov. Claiming Victory in Rain Prayer
Jesus Rolling In His Grave
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