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Posts Tagged ‘powerpoint’

Document: Mitt Romney Hates France, Self

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

We learned last weekend (in this dryly hilarious Wash Whispers item) that Mitt Romney will be our “first PowerPoint president,” so it shouldn’t be too much of a surprise that a 77-slide PowerPoint presentation detailing all of his major negatives and campaign strategies ended up in the hands of the Boston Globe.

What are Mitt’s negatives?

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PowerPoint Corrupts Absolutely

Thursday, August 18th, 2005

As John at Reference Tone has observed, the most depressing thing about the newly declassified Iraqi invasion planning documents is that they seem to have been put together by David Brent. Less a roadmap to American-style democracy than a series quasi-motivational “succesories” posters, they seem to envision a post-war Iraq where “insurgents” are those who refuse to put the new cover sheets on their TPS reports. But to say they completely misread the situation on the ground would be unfair. Take a look at this hard-won nugget of insight:

Powerpoint Is Evil
Unfortunately, someone forgot to workshop whether “glowsticks up prisoners asses” also flunked the focus group test. MORE »