Depressed War Fanatics Find New Hero
Thursday, December 7th, 2006
Times are tough for the brave commenters on pro-Bush pro-Republican pro-Endless War In Iraq blogs. Their only allies in the War Against Bob Gates are Rick Santorum and some crazy old man from Kentucky with a broken No button. Dick Cheney has been kicked down to vice president and is no longer allowed to speak in public, the House and Senate are Democratic, and every church in the country is hosting nude gay weddings where the only heterosexual intercourse allowed is to produce stem cells for AIDS patients.
As somebody like Jon Bon Jovi once said, “They need another hero.” And they found him: a 24-year-old Army reservist with a blog. Why? Because the Iraq Study Group Report sucks, that’s why! All the painful details, after the jump.
Times are tough for the brave commenters on pro-Bush pro-Republican pro-Endless War In Iraq blogs. Their only allies in the War Against Bob Gates are Rick Santorum and some crazy old man from Kentucky with a broken No button. Dick Cheney has been kicked down to vice president and is no longer allowed to speak in public, the House and Senate are Democratic, and every church in the country is hosting nude gay weddings where the only heterosexual intercourse allowed is to produce stem cells for AIDS patients.
As somebody like Jon Bon Jovi once said, “They need another hero.” And they found him: a 24-year-old Army reservist with a blog. Why? Because the Iraq Study Group Report sucks, that’s why! All the painful details, after the jump.
