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Posts Tagged ‘postal service’

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

FRAUDULENT POST OFFICE WORKERS ENDORSE OBAMA: Barack Obama is such a fraud that he probably even invented himself. Remember those terrible U.S. Postal Service galoots who make you pay for their undies and Apple Pods, in the name of “government expenses”? Now it seems that the American Postal Workers Union has endorsed Barry for president today, because he will give them more fake credit cards to fake-buy things on their subprime credit accounts. [APWU]


Slaphappy Federal Gov’t Employees Buy iPods, Panties With Your Money!

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

According to a new audit from the Government Accountability Office, the United States of America’s Government has been purchasing iPods, lingerie and other goodies with federal credit cards. About 300,000 federal government employees used purchase cards in 2007. Government purchase cards are like corporate credit cards, except the Corporation is YOU, the AMERICAN TAXPAYER PEOPLE. You and your subprime corporate friends should be ashamed and banished to Spain, with the Moors. MORE »


R2D2 Smuggling Death Star Plans From White House

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

Old people don't trust the R2D2 mailbox, for OBVIOUS REASONS - WonketteThe U.S. Postal Service’s latest bold plan to avoid delivering mail has come to Washington. That’s right, nerds: There are mailboxes clumsily disguised as the world’s most beloved robot friend! MORE »